Katy Perry Is All That Is America

October 6, 2014October 6, 2014 Austin

Katy Perry was the guest picker on College Gameday ahead of the Alabama-Ole Miss game. On the show, she proved she is a true All-American. Not only did she pick against Alabama, but at one point, she also held up a corndog. So we gave Katy Perry the American treatment she deserves.

Katy Perry Statue of Liberty — *The Statue of Lib-Perry*

Katy Perry’s America is an America I want to live in.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.