Tim Tebow was cut.

I know, I know. Why? Right? Well, your guess is as good as mine. Maybe it was the inability to play the tight end position well? I’m not sure. I’m not sure because after reviewing the film, it appears Tim Tebow wasn’t as bad as everyone likes to say. I mean, sure, this guy is going to receive more flack than most NFL players because he’s so damn nice and charitable. Anyone who’s nice and charitable deserves to be taken to the woodshed by the Internet, right? The world is already filled with too many good people. We don’t need more, right? Anyway, A.D. and I took the time to break down the film – like actual football guys – on The Junk Drawer this week to show people that Tim Tebow might actually be better at blocking than we originally thought.

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This week, Austin and myself are on our own. *Just The Two Of Us softly plays in the background*

But no fear, there was plenty of junk to go around this week.

We totally forgot to acknowledge it during the broadcast but this was our 52ND EPISODE! 52 straight weeks of talking junk and, for that, we thank you fellow Junkies. We have a ton of fun doing this so thank you for coming along for the ride.

This week we get into a radioactive spirit from Chernobyl seized by authorities (cannot make this stuff up), Tim Tebow officially signs with the Jaguars as a tight end, Instagram for kids good idea or bad idea?, and ESPN cuts ties with Kenny Mayne.

Oh, and we are STILL DISABLED ON INSTAGRAM. UGH.

Thanks a lot fatso Dana White. What a loser.

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RUNDOWN:

:42 – Just The 2 Of Us (plays softly in the background)

3:34 – GOOD: Congrats In Order To Austin 

4:56 – GOOD: Happy Birthday Austin’s Dad

5:59 – GOOD: Authorities Seize Shipment Of Chernobyl Alcohol 

12:44 – GOOD: Are We Taking Steph Curry’s Greatness For Granted?

18:06 – BACK: Timothy Richard Tebow

30:49 – UGLY: They’re Making A Lakers Documentary

36:19 – GOOD: Instagram For Kids(?)

42:47 – BACK: Doping Up A Horse

49:06 – UGLY: Kenny Mayne Was Fired

52:37 – UGLY: Cancel Culture

54:47 – UGLY: Korked Bats Instagram Disabled

1:02:52 – FRANK FACT

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Wasn’t expected my brain to go this deep on a Friday afternoon, but here we are. Freakin’ Confucius over here trying to get us all to reach a new realm inside your mind.

Would you rather be liked or respected?

Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?

Well, I don’t know, Tim. Which one is better for my clout?

Does a respect carry as much weight as a like? If you really want to get into this, there are a lot of people I respect, but don’t like. But I can’t really think of someone I like but don’t respect. قوانين البوكر And also, where do retweets play into all of this? Because personally, I think Twitter made a mistake renaming the FAVORITE button to LIKE. Now no one on Twitter retweets anything. العب واكسب Why would they when they can just like? But back when it was called favorite, people retweeted all the time because they were more skiddish to deem a tweet their favorite (even though you could have as many favorites as you wanted – which always made no sense to me). Anyway, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Now, here’s a breakdown of when Tim tripped and fell on a baseball field. موقع مراهنات المباريات

P.S. Do NOT ask this question to Cody Bellinger, because he’ll be lost in this thought process for hours.

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To help pass the month and half until ACTUAL baseball begins, let’s all partake in a nice game of MLB Spring Training BINGO.

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Why did ESPN feel the need to add that he was shirtless? Seems like an unnecessary homoerotic detail.

So that got us thinking. What would ESPN Mobile Alerts look like if they were more realistic?

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Vince Young:

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Cooper Manning:

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Brett Favre:

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Matt Leinart:

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Ray Rice:

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Will Muschamp has been fired by the Florida Gators after leading his team to the worst season in Florida history since that one winter when it almost snowed. Muschamp was 27-20 in four seasons as the Gators head coach, which is the equivalent to winning the National Championship to Arkansas fans right now. However, keep in mind than one of those 20 losses came to Georgia Southern… at home. How does that happen? I mean, technically, isn’t Georgia Southern just Florida?

While Florida gets back to teaching their players how to block players on the other team, we went ahead and made their job easier by naming 15 potential candidates for them to consider.

Steve Spurrier

Every legend needs a reunion tour, and what better way to kick off a reunion tour than a 23-20 overtime win in Gainesville? Also, there’s like five golf courses in and around Gainesville. It’s a perfect fit.

Charlie Weis

Charlie is familiar with the folks at Florida, as he was the team’s offensive coordinator — using “offensive” in the sense that it was offensive that they called him a coordinator, because his “offense” finished 102nd nationally. But all of that is in the past! Weis moved on to Kansas where he won 6 games in two and a half seasons, which may not seem impressive, but he didn’t lose to Georgia Southern at home. Also, there’s like seven buffets in and around Gainesville. It’s a perfect fit.*

* – The first time anything has fit on Charlie Weis.

Mack Brown

Will Muschamp patiently hung around Texas after being named “coach-in-waiting” for when Mack Brown retired. How ironic would it be if Mack Brown ended up being the “coach-in-waiting” at Florida?

(pic via @nick_pants)

Urban Meyer

Because Urban is probably feeling a bit like Mischa Barton after she left The O.C. for her “movie career.” Barton was quickly building a dynasty with The O.C., but died after season 3. Meyer was quickly building a dynasty with Florida, but nearly died (read: stepped down for health issues) after season 6. Not to mention, one could argue that Mischa Barton’s failed movie career schedule is tougher than Ohio State’s football schedule. In addition, ever since Urban Meyer left, Florida just hasn’t had that same killer instinct.

Bob Stoops

When Bob Stoops eventually loses at home to Vanderbilt, like Muschamp accomplished in 2013, its unlikely Bob will continue his “SEC is top-heavy” campaign. However, maybe this would be the second step in Bob’s overall plan? With his brother at Kentucky and him taking the job at Florida, they would only need 12 more Stoops to take over every SEC team and tank the conference into the ground… Just like Bob would want. *dun dun dunnnnn*

Jesse Palmer

Jesse Palmer would be a sexy hire. Not necessarily because he would make a great head coach, but mainly because he’s just the sexiest candidate. Not to mention, hiring an extremely attractive former quarterback alum would be huge for a program. Just ask Texas Tech and their 3 wins this season! Plus, since he used to be ABC’s The Bachelor, he could give roses to top recruits.

Super Creepy Rob Lowe

Super Creepy Rob Lowe has cable. Will Muschamp has a few episodes of Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper on VHS. While Super Creepy Rob Lowe hangs out at the rec center to watch folks swim, Will Muschamp irons his socks in public. Don’t be like Will Muschamp, hire Super Creepy Rob Lowe.

Cris Collinsworth

Cris Collinsworth is a Florida alumn, and if they could get him to commentate the games from the sidelines while coaching, it would probably lull the opposition to sleep, and boom… A win for the Gators.

Lou Holtz

Shoush Carolina already hash your leshendary head coash, why not take one of theirsh? It only makesh shensh.

Lou Holtsh would help water the grash in The Shwamp, too!

Erin Andrews

Erin Andrews is a Florida alum. She spends most of time on the sidelines already. Plus, she’s a lot easier on the eyes than almost any candidate on this list.**

** – You’re only kidding yourself if you don’t think Jesse Palmer is the most attractive name on this list.

Tallahassee Police Chief

Why not? No matter how bad things got under his watch as Florida head coach, he’d cover it up.

Tim Tebow

Florida fans began taking up praying this season, when they would pray for Will Muschamp to be fired. Now, that they’ve seen the power of prayer firsthand, they’re ready to welcome back Mr. Tebow.

Gill Busscramp

Florida keeps getting calls from a lesser-known coordinator named Gill Busscramp. At first, Florida figured it was just a prank call, but when the caller screamed, “I WILL MURDER YOUR FIRST BORN IF YOU HANG UP THIS CALL!” the Gators decided to at lease give the guy an interview.

Lane Kiffin

Because hiring a coordinator worked out so well last time… But on the contrary, Lane Kiffin actually won a game as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders, which, judging by this season, is incredibly hard to do. Plus, he is primarily responsible for sending Tennessee into the 5-year tailspin that they’re just now recovering from, so Florida should, at least, hire Lane Kiffin as a huge thank you.

A bagel

Because even a bagel probably wouldn’t have lost at home to Georgia Southern.

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Check out Will Muschamp’s Résumé here.

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After the Oklahoma City Thunder fell behind 3-2 in their series against the Memphis Grizzlies, The Oklahoman newspaper printed the headline “Mr. Unreliable” with a picture of soon-to-be NBA MVP Kevin Durant. Well, Durant then went on to lead the Thunder to two-straight wins and the series victory behind two fantastic performances, proving he was anything but unreliable.

Although, that’s not the first time The Oklahoman was wrong with one of their headlines. We went back in the archives to find other times The Oklahoman printed headlines that turned out to be wrong.

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Vince Young:

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Tim Tebow:

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Matt Leinart:

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Brett Favre:

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Aaron Hernandez:

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Jamarcus Russell:

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Cooper Manning:

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