Darren Waller inexplicably tried to launch a music career. Look, to each their own. Unless their own is this bad. Woof. This amount of autotune would give T-Pain a stroke. We’d say don’t quit your day job, Darren, but it appears he might be. Let’s hope not for the sake of his bank account and our already bleeding eardrums. Kelsey, you are now completely justified in walking away from this letterman jacketed dude.

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It’s an annual tradition, a tale as old as time. A bunch of middle-aged dudes in poor fashion set up around some foldable patio chairs and take one photo that comes across almost as awkward as it probably was to be there in person. Each year, we like to take this photo and break it down with some observations we make. Here is that breakdown…

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So look, with you being back at work this week and it being so cold outside. You might as well procrastinate and watch some of these. Things are slow anyway. Knock out the last few hours at your desk job by watching Derrick Henry at his. Watch him piss all over defenders (metaphorically of course) and mark them as his territory. It would be disrespectful not to. And he deserves your respect and time.

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BONUS CONTENT

Here’s a song (and its remix) that we wrote about Derrick Henry! Bump this at your next tailgate!

And a road trip we took earlier this season to see the King play in person.

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Jim Irsay broke it down, so we decided to break it down. Maybe stick to trying to save orca whales, Jimmy.

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Give ’em a break, it’s many of these people’s first time seeing an animal in the wild.

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If Derrick Henry runs up a hill and Korked Bats (The #1 Derrick Henry Fan Site On The Internet) doesn’t break it down, then did it really happen? People are asking.

Check out our other Derrick Henry breakdowns here.

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I used to think stadium proposals were the lamest form or proposal. Until I saw this dude hop the fence and do his stadium proposal ON THE FIELD! The guy became an instant legend with instant CTE after getting sacked into the left centerfield turf. We decided to break this thing down. And make sure to watch till the end to see an interview with the happy (and partly-concussed couple)!

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Every year, the NFL coach’s photo drops. Is it football? No. But considering football is more addictive than crack in this country, we’ll take any hit we can, and if that’s a photo of a couple dozen middle-aged men standing outside, WE’LL TAKE IT! Like we do each year, we decided to break this thing down. Enjoy!

Check out our breakdown of LAST YEAR’S (2022) PHOTO here.

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How could we possibly connect Hans Zimmer with Hugh Grant’s curt responses to Ashley Graham on the red, errr the champagne, carpet ahead of the Oscars last week? Watch our entire in-depth breakdown to find out how we connected the two together. Scrotum.

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The Cowboys lost in the playoffs, which is always hilarious. But lately, they’ve been doing this thing where they save the grand finale for their final play, and it’s only made everything even more hilarious. Here’s our breakdown of the absolute funniest way for the Cowboys to be eliminated.

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