A Breakdown Of The 2023 NFL Coaches Photo

March 27, 2023March 28, 2023 Austin

Every year, the NFL coach’s photo drops. Is it football? No. But considering football is more addictive than crack in this country, we’ll take any hit we can, and if that’s a photo of a couple dozen middle-aged men standing outside, WE’LL TAKE IT! Like we do each year, we decided to break this thing down. Enjoy!

This is Arthur Smith’s third head coaches photo, but somehow his first time in the sun. pic.twitter.com/P66p0KBac7
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

Then again, McVay is probably rocking the shades because he’s within such proximity of Art. pic.twitter.com/36h0c5eWV2
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

Proof that everything is indeed bigger in Texas. pic.twitter.com/rcQpMYEqF9
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

Seriously, though. Anyone got any SPF they can let my man borrow? pic.twitter.com/5oDl61xYxH
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

Cool lanyard, bro. You gonna be comin’ around collecting drink orders once we get to maximum altitude? pic.twitter.com/Dy7f2YztBB
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

…with your wingman, of course. pic.twitter.com/A1SRLlR40S
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

Cool of them to place the senior pastor right next to the youth pastor. pic.twitter.com/TtQX8i2UOM
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

When you sat down in the middle seat first and your force your way into getting the arm rests for the entire flight. pic.twitter.com/z0Ub3xwgtA
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

A fairly new head coach with the bold move of not rocking a collared shirt?

This is what we call an Eberflex. pic.twitter.com/h3GiJ2he8k
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

Dan Campbell giving off major ‘8th grade football player wearing his dad’s dress shirt to the end of the year banquet’ vibes. pic.twitter.com/IYxK6vglNW
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

If Stonehenge was an insurance agent pic.twitter.com/to1bDxQ64r
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

NOT PICTURED: Mike Vrabel, who’s probably ditching the photo to smoke cigs under the gymnasium bleachers because he’s “not some p*ssy!” pic.twitter.com/P3lmR1y2YT
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2023

Check out our breakdown of LAST YEAR’S (2022) PHOTO here.

Austin

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