This is one of those rare-long form videos on the Internet where it is entirely worth the 15 minutes to watch. John Oliver swerves so far out of its lane to take a blowtorch to the 1997 classic Air Bud and everything about it. It’s rightfully so. I’ve had a take for a few years now that I debuted on my old podcast, The Show, that the entire premise of Air Bud being based on the fact that there “ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play basketball” is the most absurd premise of all time.

Finally, someone from the mainstream media sees my point and is bringing it – and much more – to light. Also, RIP in peace to Josh’s dead dad.

P.S. We’re still working on re-uploading all of the old archived episodes of The Show back online after fighting them away from a previous employer. To check out the old episodes (and fun interviews), check it out here or wherever podcasts are found.

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Except 50 Cent. 50 Cent would probably be in an Air Bud sequel.

The movie stars:

Watch the trailer here:

Maybe the Knicks should hire a dog?

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Still doesn’t include Landon Donovan.

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What happens when Jackie Robinson and Air Bud square off against each other? It’s this movie:

Yeah, but who was the first black dog to play baseball?

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Korked Bats sat down with Michael Ruemmele, the man behind @FakeNBASeason on Twitter. He, like all basketball fans, was upset with the continuation of the lockout. But unlike most NBA fans, he found something to (attempt) to take its place. Let’s dive right in:

Korked Bats: For those who don’t know, can you explain Fake NBA Season and what it is doing?

Fake NBA Season: The Fake NBA Season is my attempt to cope with the loss of NBA games due to the lockout. I’m simulating the games based on player statistics with some player progression from last year. Trades, extensions and injuries are also present for as authentic an NBA experience as possible. Rookies from this years draft are playing overseas because I didn’t feel comfortable converting college stats to pro stats.

It’s proving an effective means of avoiding having to find something to talk about besides NBA news by discussing it anyway, even when it doesn’t exist. Most importantly, it’s a way to lower fake crime rates by keeping fake Metta World Peace off the streets.

KB: How many games into the season are we?

Fake NBA: The season is being simulated according to the schedule set forth for the original NBA season, so we’re 2 weeks in. Most teams have played about 7 games, though the season seems much longer for Cavs fans.

KB: Any surprise teams thus far? Surprise players?

Fake NBA: The Bucks and Stephen Jackson have been the biggest surprise of the season. They’re off to a 7-1 start and he’s playing phenomenally. Ricky Rubio and the Timberwolves have also played well. They are 5-1. The fact that David Kahn is a decent general manager in this simulation proves I still have some kinks to work out.

Lebron went down early in the season with a lower back injury and might not play for a few more weeks. This has made for a disappointing season so far for the Heat. They’re 3-3 despite Dwyane Wade averaging close to 30 points per game. The faker than usual Heat fans have yet to notice though, as they keep showing up for simulated games hours after they finish. The Spurs are just 1-5, likely being distracted during games by a squeaky wheel on Tim Duncan’s walker.

KB: How is the Dallas Mavericks title defense going?

Fake NBA: The Mavs have played well so far. They’re 5-2 and Dirk is still being Dirk, averaging about 27 per game. Jason Terry has gotten another tattoo this year, but this one is of the Western Conference championship trophy. Some of his teammates think this is bad luck.

KB: What are your thoughts on the lockout in the Real NBA Season?

Fake NBA: I think it’s totally reasonable. Owners should be allowed to make money even when they’re throwing 120 million 6 year contracts at Joe Johnson and offering human sacrifices to Gilbert Arenas for each point he scores. To operate a business in a system where teams issuing these contracts are not profitable is just not fair to the owners.

On the other hand, players also have to stand up for what’s fair. To take the kind of pay cut they’re being asked to take, so that they will only make an average of 5 million dollars to put a ball in a hoop while people worship them is simply unacceptable. You have to respect their right to attempt to fight this battle in courts, alienate their fans, and accept a worse deal than the one they’re currently being offered next year. After all, how can the billionaire owners expect to survive without the players?

At least both parties can agree that their financial situation is more important than the fans who throw money at them.

KB: Last question. Better basketball movie: Hoosiers or Air Bud?

Fake NBA: I just can’t get behind a movie that is so ridiculous I can’t immerse myself in the story. When a movie goes so far out of the realm of believability, it’s impossible to appreciate what strengths it does have. No team that small could ever win the state basketball title, especially coached by a drunk. Air Bud is the better movie.

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Kevin Love and Sebastian Telfair just couldn’t seem to hook up and at one point in the video, K. Love is doing a one armed zombie walk. I don’t know what’s more embarrassing: playing for the Minnesota Timberwolves or this attempted hook up?

Maybe they should resign Air Bud.

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