Austin

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Slept Over At Jennifer Lopez’s House Last Night?

Ben Affleck was photographed leaving Jennifer Lopez’s house making the most satisfied face of all time. He knows we know. He wants us to know.

UFC had our Instagram account deactivated, so anytime we see a story where their parent company hemorrhaged money last year, we smile.

It’s a big day for this blog – kinda. On this day in 2003, Sammy Sosa corked his bat. Which is cool because we are Korked Bats. Do you see it?

Paul Finebaum went all in on tearing down Texas on Get Up, calling them irrelevant and destroying the hire of Sarkisian.

Before the move to Chicago became official and before the moves came, Austin had to clean out his basement and in doing so found gold.

The Texans signed Rex Burkhead today keeping up with their tradition of making head-scratching decisions that probably won’t help them.

Heard a rumor that Universal is looking into a Fast & Furious crossover with Jurassic World and honestly I can’t think of a worse idea.

After hotel living for a while, Austin moved into a smaller, more affordable hotel. Keyword: smaller. He takes MTV Cribs along for a tour.

Madison Square Garden has been rocking during the playoffs. Feels like old times. Well, since it’s been a while, Knicks fans need help.

Aaron Rodgers has been found… in Hawaii? Hmmm, Austin has a theory about the drama surrounding Rodgers but not in the way you think.

Look, say what you will about Isaiah Wilson, but you CANNOT clown the fire content he spits out on the I.G. Like Tuesday & Wednesday.

An actual NFL writer ranked Derrick Henry as the 5th best running back in the NFL right now. Crazy, right? Here’s a look inside his mind.