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Sunday, October 4, 2026

M.C. Hammer Digs This Owl’s Pants

Welp, this might be the most random thing on the internet of 2021. Which is saying something. This was a year that started with Bean Dad.

Jameis Winston is at it again, folks. Back to giving us great training footage. This time by running the gauntlet. Hint: It doesn’t end well.

We don’t usually recap the Men Tell All episodes, but when an audience member comes down to kiss one of the guys, we kinda have to.

The Chicago Cubs we’ve all come to know and love are no more. They’ve been sold off for parts in this year’s MLB Trade Deadline. Condolences.

Welp, Derrick Henry is once again not getting the respect he has earned. This time the slight’s coming from the Madden video game. Of course.

This ESPN vs. Big 12 drama is really getting juicy, but not as juicy as Big 12 Commissioner Bob Bowlsby’s signature. What the hell is that?!

This needs to be a thing. Players should show off their true talent & have to announce their own games. They probably did it in the old days.

The new Ghostbusters trailer is here, and lemme just say you might need to watch this one by yourself because you might slime your pants.

Aaron Rodgers went through that entire offseason full of drama only to demand… Randall Cobb? Like seriously? He know he could’ve got more?

Texas and Oklahoma are joining leaving the Big 12 and joining the SEC. It’s nearly official. But one thing that is official: they both suck.

We may have said goodbye to our king, Andrew S., but we also said hello to our new queen… Cuddle Queen Jean. And she was not having it.

Hey we’re going to allow you to be drafted by a brand new team. And if you don’t get drafted, it’ll kill your ego and then you’ll be back.