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Blake Griffin and Steve Ballmer Come Up With The New Clippers Logo [VIDEO]

Austin — Thu, 18 Jun 2015 14:01:41 +0000

The Los Angeles Clippers unveiled a new logo this week and with the unveiling of the new logo comes a new video from Funny or Die starring Blake Griffin and Steve Ballmer.

I was kind of hoping that last logo was a joke too.

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What Websites Other NFL Games Should Be Streamed On

Austin — Mon, 15 Jun 2015 15:01:38 +0000

It was recently announced that for the first time ever, the NFL will stream a full game online. Yahoo! has won the bidding rights to air the Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Buffalo Bills to all out-of-market fans on their website.

But why should Yahoo! be the only site to stream NFL games? We came up with other websites that should host other match-ups from the upcoming 2015 season.

Jaguars at Bills can be watched on Yahoo! because that’s the website that paid the NFL the most money for this opportunity.

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Patriots at Broncos can be watched on Google because two of the best teams should play on one of the Internet’s best websites.

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Titans at Buccaneers can be watched on Bing because this game’s up-and-coming quarterbacks would be perfect for this up-and-coming search engine.

Plus, this game probably won’t live up to the hype… like Bing.

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Bengals at Chiefs can be watched on Ask Jeeves because like this website, these two teams have been around for a long time, but haven’t really done anything in nearly two decades.

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Redskins at Jets can be watched on AltaVista, because AltaVista is no longer a website anymore and no one should be subjected to watch this game.

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Patriots at Colts can be watched on BuzzFeed, because this will be Tom Brady’s first game back after his 4-game suspension, so everyone will be talking about it.

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Packers at Panthers can be watched on Pinterest because considering the attractiveness of these teams’ starting quarterbacks, your wives and girlfriends will love it!

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Eagles on their BYE week can be watched on Match.com, because they have no one to play with.

Although, if Tim Tebow is still on the roster by then, it could be moved to Christian Mingle.

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Jaguars at Patriots can be watched on Snapchat, because this game will be over in 10 seconds.

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This one is self explanatory.

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New York Hates Joe Buck [VIDEO]

Austin — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 19:01:25 +0000

Joe Buck loves New York. The feeling isn’t mutual.

Seems like New Yorkers took it easy on him.

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Kanye West’s Publicist [VIDEO]

Austin — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:01:24 +0000

The toughest and most frustrating job in America is obviously in the marketing department for the Florida Marlins. However, the second toughest and most frustrating job is being the publicist for Kanye West. Don’t believe us? Watch this:

The main publicist in this video is our writer Kyle Ayers and the video can currently be found on FunnyOrDie.com.

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Friday Fun

Bryce — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:01:59 +0000

Are Fridays awesome? Yes. But what could make them more awesome? Some guy with way to much free time and some bowling gear on his hands, that’s what. Enjoy.

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The New Coach

Austin — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 19:01:09 +0000

Earlier this year, we wrote about the greatest speeches of all time. Unfortunately, we hate to admit that we may have jumped the gun with this list. روليت It has been brought to our attention that video footage has surfaced of one of the greatest speeches ever. Allow us to take you back to 1972 to the Washington Generals locker room:

The guys at Rat Pageant gave us this exclusive look in. Check out their website, follow them on Twitter, and enjoy their videos. If you don’t, then you’ll be like that white guy who is just now finding out about Mumford and Sons. تعلم بوكر Hop on this bandwagon early people. بيت فاينل Before it fords the river or you die of dysentery.

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Netflix Relief Fund

Austin — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:17:24 +0000

2011 has been a year of devastation. And why not? Those Mayans claim next year is our last year of existence anyway. However, even though bad things are happening worldwide, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be exhausting our efforts to help our fellow brethren to get back on their feet.

Jason Alexander, most notable for his role of George in the 90s sitcom Seinfeld, is spear heading a fundraiser to help those who are truly in need: Netflix subscribers.

As many of you know, last week, Netflix claimed they will be raising their prices for both new and current subscribers. This was followed by an outrage from everyone… Even non-Netflix subscribers, I think. My mom doesn’t subscribe to Netflix, and that’s the only answer I have to her being mad at me for forgetting her birthday.

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Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout

Austin — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:01:17 +0000

Who says nothing good comes when the NFL is locked out? Not Twilight fans, that’s for sure.

FunnyOrDie.com has released this hilarious movie preview parody of Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout. It’s a lot like Field of Dreams, only with less ominous voices speaking sexual innuendos.

Check out this trailer. At very least, it gives us our fair share of Taylor Lautner. Just kidding. I like chicks.

And Ray Liotta plays Roger Goodell… So… There’s that.

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Friday Fun: Bowl of Tricks

Austin — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:01:05 +0000

We’ve shared with all of you Dude Perfect videos before. Heck, we’ve shared the Dude Perfect Baby Edition with all of you. However, what we’re about to share with you can’t even be compared to a bunch of people doing basketball trick shots. In fact, what we’re about to show you is cooler than most things in this world… combined.

There are many sports in the world that don’t get as much recognition as they should. One of those sports being bowling. That’s right, I said it.

No one gives bowling as much love as they should. I mean, haven’t any of you seen the movie King Pin? That movie was hilarious! So I’m sure the sport of bowling is too. I mean, I haven’t watched bowling on TV, but I go bowling a lot with my friends. And by a lot, I mean once a year.

Just watch this video and try and tell me it doesn’t get your engine revving to go out and try a few bowling trick shots for yourself.

Super Cool Bowling Awesome Trick Shots – watch more funny videos

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