Blake Griffin Archives - Korked Bats https://korkedbats.com/tag/blake-griffin/ That Funny Sports Blog Sat, 15 Oct 2022 01:50:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.2 https://korkedbats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cropped-icon2-32x32.png Blake Griffin Archives - Korked Bats https://korkedbats.com/tag/blake-griffin/ 32 32 174091148 Blake Griffin and Steve Ballmer Come Up With The New Clippers Logo [VIDEO] https://korkedbats.com/blake-griffin-and-steve-ballmer-come-up-with-the-new-clippers-logo-video/ https://korkedbats.com/blake-griffin-and-steve-ballmer-come-up-with-the-new-clippers-logo-video/#respond Thu, 18 Jun 2015 14:01:41 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=19382 This Funny or Die video shows how the Los Angeles Clippers' new logo came to be, with Steve Ballmer failing with many logos before Blake Griffin decides to design one himself.

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The Los Angeles Clippers unveiled a new logo this week and with the unveiling of the new logo comes a new video from Funny or Die starring Blake Griffin and Steve Ballmer.

I was kind of hoping that last logo was a joke too.

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Blake Griffin Hosts A Nicholas Sparks Book Club Amongst NBA Players [VIDEO] https://korkedbats.com/blake-griffin-hosts-a-nicholas-sparks-book-club-amongst-nba-players-video/ https://korkedbats.com/blake-griffin-hosts-a-nicholas-sparks-book-club-amongst-nba-players-video/#respond Tue, 21 Oct 2014 13:01:13 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=17060 Blake Griffin hosts a Nicolas Sparks book club amongst his fellow NBA stars. It's adorably hilarious.

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Blake Griffin hosts a Nicholas Sparks book club with fellow NBA stars Iman Shumpert, Matt Barnes and Chandler Parsons.

Nicholas Sparks should write a romance novel about Donald Sterling and V. Stiviano.

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Look Alikes https://korkedbats.com/look-alikes-131/ https://korkedbats.com/look-alikes-131/#respond Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:01:53 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=11170 Each week, Korked Bats brings you a look alike from the wide world of sports. Today’s look alike includes NBA superstar Blake Griffin.

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Los Angeles Clippers power forward Blake Griffin and French tennis player Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.

Does Anyone Else See It?!

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Jason Smith Flagrantly Fouls Blake Griffin [VIDEO] https://korkedbats.com/jason-smith-flagrantly-fouls-blake-griffin-video/ https://korkedbats.com/jason-smith-flagrantly-fouls-blake-griffin-video/#respond Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:01:40 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=10091 Jason Smith flagranty fouled Blake Griffin so hard, he was ejected from the game.

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Late in last nights Clippers v. Hornets game, Jason Smith was ejected for this flagrant foul on Blake Griffin:

But wait, Smith puts his hands up instantly, so maybe it wasn’t him who knocked over Griffin? In his defense, Jason Smith did a great job of playing it off like it wasn’t him.

Also, no word on whether or not Sean Payton put Smith up to this as a part of the newly established Hornets bounty program. No one has been hit this hard in New Orleans since Brett Favre.

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Look Alikes https://korkedbats.com/look-alikes-108/ https://korkedbats.com/look-alikes-108/#respond Tue, 06 Mar 2012 13:01:17 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=9882 Each week, Korked Bats brings you a look alike from the wide world of sports. Today’s look alike includes Clippers forward Blake Griffin.

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Los Angeles Clippers forward Blake Griffin and Randy from Pee Wee’s Playhouse.

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The After Effects of Blake Griffin’s Dunk https://korkedbats.com/the-after-effects-of-blake-griffins-dunk/ https://korkedbats.com/the-after-effects-of-blake-griffins-dunk/#respond Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:01:07 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=9519 Last night Blake Griffin threw down a monstrous dunk over Kendrick Perkins that affected the neighboring counties of Los Angeles County as well as the rest of America.

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If you were awoken in the early evening last night, we think we know why. Either you saw that new Harry Potter movie, The Woman In Black, and can’t fall asleep because of it, or the after shock of Blake Griffin’s dunk over Kendrick Perkins woke you up.

Odds are it was probably the latter.

This dunk was like something straight out of Space Jam. If Space Jam was directed by the Coen Brothers.

For those who still haven’t seen it…

Blake’s dunk not only made an impact in the Staples Center and Kendrick Perkins’ ego, but around the country as well. Don’t believe us? See for yourself.

Blake’s dunk made traffic in LA today a bit problematic. Which I guess is normal for LA. Let’s move on…

Grocery stores everywhere had a “cleanup in EVERY aisle,” as Blake’s dunk left their stores looking like an episode of Hoarders.

Still trying to gain confirmation as to whether this picture is of the California country side or Greg Oden’s ACL.

Blake’s dunk was so hard it put Perkins out of business nationwide. This is unfortunate for the twelve of you who ever ate at Perkins.

At least Blake Griffin’s dunk helped us realize that we aren’t currently living in the dream world.

Heck, Blake Griffin’s dunk was so powerful, it has given New York’s department of tourism headaches. Yes, that pun was intended. And immediately regretted.

The ground shook so much from Blake’s dunk, it woke up Rip Van Winkle.

On the bright side, Blake Griffin’s dunk didn’t mess up everything. In fact, it actually helped set some things straight.

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Reactions To The End Of The Lockout https://korkedbats.com/reactions-to-the-end-of-the-lockout/ https://korkedbats.com/reactions-to-the-end-of-the-lockout/#respond Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:01:39 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=8634 The NBA Lockout has finally ended and will begin a 66-game season on Christmas. Here are some different reactions to news of the lockout ending.

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The NBA Lockout has ended. The NBA season will begin playing a 66-game schedule on Christmas. Here’s how many involved with the NBA reacted to the news…

Dirk Nowitzki:

Kim Kardashian:


Gilbert Arenas:

LeBron James:

Blake Griffin:

Kim Kardashian, again:

Mark Cuban:

The Minnesota Timberwolves:

Kim Kardashian, one more time:

The National Hockey League:

David Stern:

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Super Slow Motion Clip-per https://korkedbats.com/super-slow-motion-clip-per/ https://korkedbats.com/super-slow-motion-clip-per/#respond Tue, 22 Feb 2011 22:01:46 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=4580 You've probably seen the "Blake Griffin Dunks Over The Hood Of A KIA" clip by now. Though, I'm willing to bet you haven't seen it in super slow motion yet. Trust me, it's amazing.

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The only thing cooler than watching a Blake Griffin dunk, is watching a Blake Griffin dunk in super slow motion. Honestly, it’s like watching the dunk contest if it was presented by BBC’s Planet Earth. The only thing it’s missing is narration by Sigourney Weaver. تنزيل العاب اندرويد And a tiger devouring an antelope. And less Kia Sorentos parked in the middle of the shot.

Other than those minor details, this is exactly like Planet Earth.

Immature Side Note: Around the 1:01 mark of the video, it looks like Blake Griffin is pooping out a basketball.

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Look Alikes https://korkedbats.com/look-alikes-54/ https://korkedbats.com/look-alikes-54/#respond Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:01:32 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=4577 Each week, Korked Bats brings you a look alike from the wide world of sports. Today’s look alike includes NBA superstar Blake Griffin.

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Los Angeles Clippers forward Blake Griffin’s dunk face and this tortoise.

Does Anyone Else See It?!

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