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QUIZ: College Football Recruit Or Made-Up Name?

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It’s National Signing Day. The one day of the year where it’s ok to pick up 17-year-old high schoolers. With that comes a circus of young, talented athletes with ridiculous names. 1xbet عربي We figured, why not turn it into a game?

So we bring you a Korked Bats Quiz… College Football Recruit of Made Up Name? We’ll give you the name. You decide whether it’s a real college football recruit or a made up name. كيف تلعب لعبة البوكر The answers are revealed at the bottom.

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1. Stone Wolfley

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2. Japlane Ja’train

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3. Brainee Wilson Jr.

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4. Shy Tuttle

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5. Starr Muisupiapopo

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6. Kyahva Tezino

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7. Lyrics Klugh

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8. Aandarsaan Newton

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9. Soso Jamabo

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10. Allright Jefferson

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11. Pop Washir-Baton

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12. Shi’Kim Coward

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13. Skare-Dee Katz

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14. Bull Barge

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15. BeeBop Marquez

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16. Keke Coutee

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17. Baylor Romney

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18. G’Shoq Ricker

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19. Te’Von Coney

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20. Yoyo Stringer

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21. Willy Pflug

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22. Baseball Monte

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23. Q’ Drennan

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24. Daniel Imatorbhebhe

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25. Clinton President

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26. Ray-Ray McCloud III

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27. Beautiful Gift Morrisey

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28. Will Davis

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29. Spencer Choka

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30. T’Nine Triumphancy

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Answers:
  1. Stone Wolfley – REAL – West Virginia commit
  2. Japlane Ja’train – MADE-UP – Japlane Ja’trains and Ja’automobiles.
  3. Brainee Wilson Jr. – MADE-UP – Not the best football player, but he’s really smart.
  4. Shy Tuttle – REAL – Tennessee commit
  5. Starr Muisupiapopo – MADE-UP – He’s not real, but if he was, he’d be a Pacific Islander.
  6. Fred Ulu-Perry Jr. – REAL – UCLA commit
  7. Lyrics Klugh – REAL – Towson commit
  8. Aandarsaan Newton – MADE-UP – He’s aaan aabsolutely aamaazing plaayer.
  9. Soso Jamabo – REAL – UCLA commit
  10. Allright Jefferson – MADE-UP – He has about the same player rating as Soso Jamabo.
  11. Pop Washir-Baton – MADE-UP –  His sister’s name is Ma Washir-Baton.
  12. Shi’Kim Coward – REAL – Jacksonville State commit
  13. Skare-Dee Katz – MADE-UP – He’d be too terrified to announce his decision on live TV.
  14. Bull Barge – REAL – South Alabama commit
  15. BeeBop Marquez – MADE-UP – He should be RockSteady recruit.
  16. Keke Coutee – REAL – Texas Tech commit
  17. Baylor Romney – REAL – Nevada commit
  18. G’Shoq Ricker – MADE-UP – G-Shock is a type of watch. G’Shoq is a made-up recruit’s name. موقع المراهنات كرة القدم
  19. Te’Von Coney – REAL – Notre Dame commit
  20. Yoyo Stringer – MADE-UP – He’s good at football, but really good at walking the dog.
  21. Willy Pflug – REAL – Montana commit
  22. Baseball Monte – MADE-UP – His father still thinks he’s playing the wrong sport.
  23. Q’ Drennan – REAL – New Mexico Commit
  24. Daniel Imatorbhebhe – REAL – Florida commit
  25. Clinton President – MADE-UP – He’ll probably sign with either Arkansas or the Democratic Party.
  26. Ray-Ray McCloud III – REAL – Clemson commit
  27. Beautiful Gift Morrisey – MADE-UP – If he signs in the SEC, he won’t be the only beautiful gift his family will receive.
  28. Will Davis – MADE-UP – Real exciting name there, Will Davis.
  29. Spencer Choka – REAL – Stephen F. Austin commit
  30. T’Nine Triumphancy – MADE-UP – He’s always trying to predict people’s text messages.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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