I Can’t Stop Thinking About That Picture of Bill Belichick Eating A Footlong Sub
Last week a photo went viral and I can’t stop thinking about it. What does it mean? Why was he scarfing that sub? Why was he wearing normal clothes?
The Social Distancing Rules of Baseball (And When They’ll Be Broken)
Baseball is back, with a very particular set of rules. Let’s run down those new rules and try to determine when exaxctly they’ll probably be broken.
Not Going To Say I Nailed Dr. Fauci’s First Pitch, But I Totally Nailed It
Dr. Fauci threw out the first pitch at the Nationals game last night and, well, it did NOT go well. At all. However, we’re not surprised. We called it.
Where Did That Dodger Stadium Balloon Come From?!
Where did this balloon come from? No one knows. It’s quickly skyrocketing up the list of life’s greatest mysteries with Stonehenge and aliens and stuff.
Are Sports Back?
It’s the age old question we’ve been asking for the last four months straight. Are sports back? We provide an in depth look into this question.
Taylor Swift Is Dropping A Surprise Album And We Need A Group For Guys Who Are Low-Key Swifties
Taylor Swift has a new album dropping tonight at midnight and I’m stoked. But we also need a group for dudes who are lowkey Swifties to be stoked together.
The Pittsburgh Blue Jays Were So Close To Becoming A Thing And Now I’m Sad It’s Not
We were so close – SO CLOSE – to getting the Pittsburgh Blue Jays, which would’ve been awesome. Unfortanately now, all we have are the memories.
Why Your Favorite MLB Team Will Win The World Series In 2020
At the start of every baseball season, hope springs eternal. That’s why we wanted to provide a reason why EVERY MLB team will win it all this year.
Let’s Relive 8 Of The Greatest, Worst, & Often Forgotten Memories of Antonio Brown
Antonio Brown is retiring. Again. Before he comes back out of retirement, let’s relive some of the top memories of his insanely complicated career.
The Junk Drawer: All The Things That Have Happened Since Coronavirus, Kanye, & Antonio Brown Retires (Again)
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah, coronavirus is over, Kanye blah blah, Antonio Brown blah blah!
Mark Zuckerberg Invented Facebook But Doesn’t Know How To Properly Apply Sunscreen
The inventor of Facebook may have invented Facebook, but he has no idea how to properly apply sunscreen to his face as noted from his Hawaii vacation.
Memo To ESPN: Here’s A List of Songs That Are Better Stadium Anthems Than ‘Old Town Road’
ESPN deemed Old Town Road as one of the six best stadium anthems of all time. This is inherently wrong. We came up with a list of better options.