I Watched ‘Contagion’ This Weekend And Now I’m The Michael Jordan of Social Distancing
If you need help settling down to social distance yourself from others, may I suggest doing what I did, by watching Contagion while hiding from Coronavirus.
Coronavirus Survival Madness: Selection Sunday
Just because March Madness is gone doesn’t mean we want to go the whole month without filling some sort of bracket. So here is Coronavirus Survival Madness!
Iman Shumpert May Have Given Us The Best Kobe Bryant Story
Just when you thought you’ve heard the greatest Kobe Bryant stories, Iman Shumpert hits us with two more, including a time he guarded Kobe in the Garden.
One Shining Moment: Coronavirus Edition
We may have had March Madness ripped away from us, but thanks to one Twitter user, they’ll never be able to take One Shining Moment away from us.
Only Person Relieved By Coronavirus Cancelations: Guy Who Runs The Office March Madness Pool
The only person who’s happy (& relieved) today that everything is canceled is the guy who runs the March Madness pool in your office. That guy’s kickin’ it!
Bracketologist Joe Lunardi Adds 68 Teams To His First 4 Out List
ESPN Bracketologist Joe Lunardi released his final list of his First 4 Out list which included literally every team in basketball.
The Masters Was Postponed: Your Guide On What To Do Next
Well, now they took The Masters away from us. Great. Juuuuust great. Grit is here to tell you what to do next. So buckle up people.
Stabbing Someone With A Bottle of Wine Should Be Against The Rules At Sam’s Club
We’re living in some trying times… so do us all a favor and don’t make them more trying by stabbing people with bottles of wine.
In Memoriam 2020 (But Just March)
The last 48 hours have felt like 4 years, let us remember those we lost to cancelations, suspensions, etc. This is our In Memoriam segment for March.
SEC Tournament Cancelled: We, In Fact, Cannot Have Nice Things
Welp… There it is. The freaking SEC men’s basketball tournament in Nashville has been canceled ending any plans we had to watch basketball this weekend.
After Banning Fans, NCAA Moves Final Four To Your Local Church’s Carpeted Gym
After banning fans from attending, NCAA President Mark Emmer announced that the Final Four will be hosted at your local church’s carpeted gym.
Who Is The ‘Draymond Green’ of Every Boy Band?
Charles Barkley said Draymond Green is the unnecessary guy in every boy band, so we ask, who’s the Draymond Green of every boy band?