Calipari, Pitino Fight For Pre-School Recruit
The Kentucky-Louisville rivalry doesn’t end off the court. It continues through recruiting prospects. Even the 3-year-old prospects.
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REPORTS: Jacksonville Jaguars Franchise Is Just One Elaborate SNL Skit They Don’t Know How To End
Reports are coming out that the entire Jacksonville Jaguars franchise is just one elaborate Saturday Night Live skit that the writers don’t know how to end.
If Other MLB Teams Got Pennants…
What if the teams that didn’t win the World Series or League Championship got pennants? This is what they would say.
Lou Holtz Runs Out Of Spit, Hospitalized For Dehydration
ESPN College Football Analyst and human sprinkler Lou Holtz has been hospitalized of dehydration.
Mark Sanchez Torn Labrum Surgery Delayed Until Doctors Learn What A Labrum Is
Mark Sanchez’s torn labrum surgery has been delayed until team doctors learn what a labrum is.
Bane Cancels Plans To Blow Up Heinz Field, Doesn’t Want To Be Seen At A Steelers Game
After a rough start, Batman’s arc-villain Bane has decided to cancel his plans to blow up Heinz Field for the sole reason that he doesn’t want to be seen at a Steelers game.
A-Rod v. MLB Trial To Be Heard By Judge Judy
Alex Rodriguez has pushed to have his lawsuit against Major League Baseball be heard by TV’s most famous judge, Judge Judy.
Yasiel Puig Still Celebrating NLCS Game 3 Triple
With the World Series in full swing, Yasiel Puig is still celebrating his triple from Game 3 of the NLCS.
NFL Forces Ndamukong Suh To Play For Free
The NFL has come up with a solution on how to tame the vicious beast that is Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh.
Epstein Can’t Find Anyone To Manage The Cubs
The Chicago Cubs are having a tough time finding anyone to manage their team. It’s so bad, they can’t even trick anyone into taking the job.
Yasiel Puig Celebrates Single By Reciting Monologue From Shakespeare’s Hamlet
After a night of over-the-top celebrations, Yasiel Puig toned down his antics, much to the liking of his opponents, the St. Louis Cardinals.
PICTURE: Stephen A. Smith’s Gmail Inbox
Here is a screenshot of Stephen A. Smith’s Gmail Inbox, obtained by Korked Bats.