You Learn Something New Everyday, And Today We Learned Steelers O.C. Randy Fichtner Farts In Skillets
Hang on a second.

Did I read that correctly?
A fart… in a skillet? What in the hell is this man talking about?
Oh, ok. This at least gives me a little bit more context. I can now picture popcorn bouncing around on a skillet, but why did he have to bring farts into the mix? Does Randy fart in skillets? Does Randy know someone who farts in skillets? Does he like his popcorn with farts on top?
Look, I’ve lived my entire life by this mantra: a fart is never not funny. And while I will always stand by that opinion, I think Randy Fichtner took that a bit too literal. Or was he not trying to be funny? If you cook a fart does it make it smell better? Is it even possible to see a fart bouncing around on a skillet? Does Randy think popcorn tastes like farts? I have so many questions.

Whatever you do, if Randy Fichtner is cooking, just say you already ate.