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You Learn Something New Everyday, And Today We Learned Steelers O.C. Randy Fichtner Farts In Skillets

December 4, 2020December 4, 2020 A.D.

Steelers OC Randy Fichtner describing young WRs-"It's like a fart in a skillet", they are bouncing around everywhere
— 93.7 The Fan (@937theFan) December 4, 2020

Hang on a second.

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Did I read that correctly?

A fart… in a skillet? What in the hell is this man talking about?

“In their beginning years, they’re like a fart in a skillet. Bouncing around like popcorn, you have no idea where they’re going to be.”

Steelers OC Randy Fitchner with the quote of the month (year?) talking about his young WR’s 😂😂
— Jenna Harner (@JennaHarner11) December 4, 2020

Oh, ok. This at least gives me a little bit more context. I can now picture popcorn bouncing around on a skillet, but why did he have to bring farts into the mix? Does Randy fart in skillets? Does Randy know someone who farts in skillets? Does he like his popcorn with farts on top?

Steelers relying on offensive coordinator Randy Fichtner — *Randy explaining to his offense the art of cooking and farting.*

Look, I’ve lived my entire life by this mantra: a fart is never not funny. And while I will always stand by that opinion, I think Randy Fichtner took that a bit too literal. Or was he not trying to be funny? If you cook a fart does it make it smell better? Is it even possible to see a fart bouncing around on a skillet? Does Randy think popcorn tastes like farts? I have so many questions.

Sport GIFs & random things: Kawhi Leonard on the bench scratches his head and his tongue reacts Miami Heat vs San Antonio Spurs NBA Finals game 3 — *I’m still scratching my head.*

Whatever you do, if Randy Fichtner is cooking, just say you already ate.

A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.