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You Kan Kount on Kickin it with the New Korked Bats

Today’s post is brought to you by the letter K!


Take a look around our site… Notice anything different?


Guess again.

Yes, Jared is new, but that’s old news.

Keep guessing.

Wait what? What was that?

If your guess was the fact that we changed the spelling of our site, then you are correct. We are trying something new. Tryin’ to spruce up the site… I said spruce, not juice, A-Rod.

So we dropped the C.

We added the K.


But think about it with us for a moment.

What is C? Average? We don’t want to be average! We want to be our own. We want to be the BEST sports blog that nobody reads! What famous athletes have names starting with C? Cynthia Cooper, Cecil Fielder, Matt Christopher, Charlie Conway, Chase Utley, Champ Bailey, Coco Crisp, Chris Bosh, Chuck Taylor, Charles Barkley? Well, like Sir Charles, we are willing to take a gamble with our name change. Besides, those athletes have only had “great” careers. Not “wicked awesome oh my goodness I don’t know what to do with myself these guys are so sick amazing” careers!

Think of all the great things K stands for? بيت فاينل Like, a strikeout swinging! And… Uh. Special K! And… ummm… Special K Red Berries! تنزيل العاب اندرويد And, Ki-Jana Carter! Or how about Kyle Orton? And strikeouts swinging! Did we already say that?

See, there’s gotta be a plus side to switching our name! Right? Please say yes. Well, regardless, we’re doing it. I mean c’mon, just a couple months ago, everyone was hoping for change!

It’s not permanent. We may change back. But this is how it is for now. We wanted to do away with the dash mark in our web address. That was confusing. Of course spelling corked with a K will be just as confusing, but isn’t it kinda sexy at the same time? Plus we want to try and be the reason for hundreds of kids nation wide to miss the question on their spelling test that asks how to spell “corked”.

Old URL: corked-bats.blogspot.com

NEW URL: korkedbats.blogspot.com

Leave a comment telling us what you think of the change. Should we keep it? Should we go back? Should we just forget everything and just dance? Let us know.

We already know that Kirk Cameron is going to be torn between the change.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

7 thoughts on “You Kan Kount on Kickin it with the New Korked Bats

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    February 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
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    I’m pretty fond of C. Douche bags.

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    February 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm
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    I don’t understand why you changed it.

    C is the greatest letter!

    However, Kyle Orton (good picture… not) is a central Iowa native… so if the name change is in honor of him, it is in turn in honor of Iowa, and therefore in honor of me. I will learn to get used to it.

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    February 16, 2009 at 5:31 pm
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    I still hate you guys.

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