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Saturday, February 15, 2025

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

Chris

Chris likes yelling at athletes on the TV while sitting on the couch topless, eating lunchmeats.  He’s a sweatpants connoisseur (owner of 5+ pairs), and he hates bandwagons more than cancer. Chris loves sports, but he has reverted to being a professional spectator since he was blessed with the knee joints of a 70 year-old nanny.  He runs the 40-yard dash almost as fast as the New Years ball drop. Chris graduated from The University of Tennessee in Knoxville where he experienced 5 years of mediocre college football in person.  He always pours out the first ounce of Dr. Pepper, Beer, Go-Gurt, etc. in memory of Steve “Air” McNair.  He watched his very own Ravenwood High School win the football 5A State Championship in 2005, and he won “Best Design” in the 1999 Cub Scouts’ Pinewood Derby.  He likes music, movies, and food. Chris has John Madden’s autograph and 6 unpaid parking tickets.

You can check Chris out on Twitter: @ChrisTrauma.  He also accepts challengers on Xbox Live/PSN in any sports game (message for details).

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