Saturday, June 22, 2024

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Winning A Super Bowl Takes Heart, Talent, & Negative COVID Tests, And Guess What? The Titans Now Have All Three

A wise man once said, “To win a championship, you must not have coronavirus.”

Don’t let the Titans get hot. You hear me? Do NOT let the Titans get hot. I mean that both in terms of their play on the football field and their temperature off of it.

But for the first time in the last week, the Titans had no more guys test positive for coco. Sure, they need one for day of no new positives before they can re-open their facilities, but this is good news for the Tennessee Titans and bad news for the rest of football, especially the Buffalo Bills. شرح لعبة روليت Because as I’ve always said, you never want to meet a well-rested Titans team in Week 5.

And yeah, sure, maybe half the squad will be out. استراتيجية روليت

  • defensive lineman DaQuan Jones
  • long snapper Beau Brinkley
  • tight end Tommy Hudson (practice squad)
  • outside linebacker Kamalei Correa
  • cornerback Kristian Fulton
  • cornerback Greg Mabin (practice squad)
  • wide receiver Adam Humphries
  • wide receiver Cam Batson
  • defensive lineman Jeffery Simmons (this one sucks… my thoughts and prayers go out to covid)

But even half of this year’s Titans roster equals the full roster of any other team. Is this an extremely biased take? You betcha. But that doesn’t make it not true. bwin sport

Plus, no surprise, but I don’t see Derrick Henry’s name listed on there. Hmmm. Probably because even the rona can’t overcome that stiff arm. If grown men in the NFL have trouble taking Derrick down, you know a virus from a bat has no luck whatsoever.

It’s weird that this NFL season has been dwindled down to health tests and inspections determining which teams are real threats this year. Never in the 101-year history of the league have we ever been like, “I think the Patriots are good this year, but they contracted that disease that has crippled the entire globe this year, so I’m going with the Bills to win the East.”

One more day of negatives, and this team is back. Back on the hunt to win the division, the AFC, and the Super Bowl. I know everything was up in the air for a while, but Titans fans, you can go ahead and book your flights and hotels for Tampa.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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