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Saturday, June 22, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

Why You Should Bet On The Steelers To Beat The Chiefs This Weekend

DON’T.

You know what the opposite of Nike™️ is? Just don’t do it. Please. Just save your money. But don’t take my word for it, just ask Big Ben:

I couldn’t have said it better myself, Ben. Just go out there and have fun, that’s what we all want to see. Does this sound like a quarterback you want to put your hard-earned money on? Didn’t think so. In fact, you’d be better off taking a drive on your local parkway, freeway, expressway, highway, whatever you call it and just start chuckin’ paper out the window, because that money is as good as gone. Hell, you might as well put your mortgage payment on the Chiefs. What a great football team. They know how to play the game of football (despite Patrick Mahomes looking dumb in a helmet).

I’d like to be the first to congratulate The CineBoiz, Jackson Mahomes, and all of Chiefs Kingdom on moving on to the next round after winning (and covering) the biggest spread in Wild Card history. Congrats Boiz. I’m just hoping for a Chiefs/Titans matchup so the Korked Bats rivalry (or lack thereof) can live on throughout the playoffs.

A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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