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Who Shares Our Birthday?

We know what you’re wondering…

“Wait a minute, isn’t it someone else’s birthday too?”

Yes. It is.

Here are the lucky few who share their July 31st birthday with Korked Bats:

Tim Couch
Our very own Frank Ford’s favorite athlete of all time. Tim is arguably the greatest quarterback from the University of Kentucky all time. However, his stint in the pros was about as short as Dean Cain’s time in the Hollywood spotlight. We just wish we could share his wife instead of share his birthday.

Dean Cain
Oh gosh. Wouldn’t you know it, right after we make fun of the guy, he ends up on our list. But (Ripley’s) believe it or not, he too has a July 31st birthday. Forget Shaq, Dwight Howard, Christopher Reeves, and that kid from Smallville… Dean Cain was the best Superman!

Wesley Snipes
Gee, the amount of A list celebrities that share their birthday with us just keeps getting bigger. First Dean Cain and now Wesley Snipes? كازينو عبر الانترنت ! Gah, how lucky are we?! Although, we do enjoy the movie The Fan a lot.

William Quantrill
Anyone outside the states of Missouri and Kansas probably aren’t too aware of Mr. Quantrill. However, he is probably the main guy behind one of the most hatred filled rivalries in college sports. This rivalry dates back to the Civil War when both Kansas and Missouri would attack each other’s towns and things would get pretty ugly. Long story short, William Quantrill took his Missouri “Tigers” into Lawrence, Kansas and burned the city to the ground. As a Mizzou guy, I must wish Quantrill a very happy birthday!

Mark Cuban
Wait… You mean Joaquin Pheonix?

Gus Frerotte
Save the best for last! Gus is currently a free agent. And we want to know why?! Any NFL team that is looking to win Super Bowl XLIV, you better pick him up!


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


One thought on “Who Shares Our Birthday?

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    July 31, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    I'm pretty sure if you were saving the best for last, quantrill would be last. That's freakin awesome. Happy birthday KB. Eat a knife osborne you quitter.


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