Who NOT To Start – Week 7

You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 7

Fantasy football is long. It’s a really long season. At times it feels likes fantasy football season is longer than actual football season. And there have been talks throughout your fantasy league that your fantasy league commissioner wants to extend the regular season to 18 games, which would be detrimental to your health (mainly your mental health). So before you lose total interest and give up for the season, heed our advice. Implement what we tell you to do to bring yourself great fantasy football success.

This week we suggest NOT starting nobody. Let’s be honest, your team is 2-4 right now, maybe 3-3 at best. Your team is losing to the one or two girls in your league, and Pamela hasn’t checked her team since Week 3. Your fantasy team can use all the help it can get. You’re almost checked out completely. You changed your lineup ten minutes before kickoff today. I mean, what the heck? Remember when you used to adjust your lineup two to three times before kickoff of the Thursday night games?

There should be NO ONE on your bench this week. You need to start everyone. You have 2 quarterbacks and your league only lets you play one? Well, make it work. You need to start EVERYONE! It’s do or die this week. If you lose another game of fantasy football, you’re going to be completely checked out, and you’re going to have to ask “Does anyone want a drink? I’m walking up to the bar,” whenever the topic of your fantasy football league comes up at group outings or parties.

So do NOT start nobody this week.

Check back next week for more advice on Who NOT To Start.

Previous Who NOT To Start Posts: Week 2, Week 3, Week 4, Week 5, Week 6

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