Who NOT To Start – Week 14
You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.
Week 14
We’ve been off for the past two weeks with our fantasy football advice of Who NOT To Start. In this time span, you’ve probably lost both of those games because you’re terrible at fantasy football, and/or you just forgot to update your team, but mainly because you didn’t have the sound advice from Korked Bats. If you’ve even made your fantasy football playoffs, which you probably didn’t, pay close attention to our advice this week. You’ll be better for it.
This week, you shouldn’t start Robert Griffin Jr., who is Robert Griffin III’s dad. Think of it in terms of generations. Historically, sons are genetically more athletic and talented than their fathers. Just look at Ken Griffey Jr., Steph Curry, and Eli Mannin… wait, sorry. Just look at Ken Griffey Jr. and Steph Currry. So if Robert Griffin III is better than his father, you should DEFINITELY NOT start Robert Griffin Jr., because he must REALLY suck. In fact, go ahead and drop him for a backup kicker or something.
Check back next week for more advice on Who NOT To Start.
Previous Who NOT To Start Posts: Week 2, Week 3, Week 4, Week 5, Week 6, Week 7, Week 8, Week 9, Week 10, Week 11
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