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Friday, March 29, 2024

Korked Bats

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Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 8

You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. ESPN, Yahoo, Better Homes and Gardens, literally anywhere! However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 8

We’re at a pivotal point in the fantasy football season. Either your team sucks or you’re still kinda in it. That’s it. Those are the only two options. Because let’s be real, if your team was amazing, you wouldn’t have clicked on this link. If your team was in first place, you wouldn’t be turning to a random comedic sports blog for fantasy football advice. Especially a blog entitled Who NOT To Start. So for those of you who suck or are still kinda in it, pay attention…

This week, you should not start Antonio Brown’s barber. Now as you know, the human TMZ headline Antonio Brown is back in the league which may make you tempted to start either him or his barber on your fantasy team. And look, I get it. The temptation is there because of all the many great hairstyles Antonio Brown has had in the past.

All pretty good hair styles, including the Lego man look. But with the good, comes the bad. And the bad, is atrocious. It’s like if you start Kirk Cousins, you’re going to get the touchdown passes, but you have to take the interceptions with it. Well, if you start Antonio Brown’s barber, you know you have to take the blonde mustache as well.

Sure he styles AB’s hair, but you also have to assume he’s the one who dyes the mustache. And that is something, that I can only assume, accounts for negative fantasy points. And anyone who expose our society to something so awful deserves to benched. Forever.

Blonde mustaches don’t even look good on blonde people, so it’s comprehendible how bad it looks on AB.

Check last week’s WNTS advice here.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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