Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 6

You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. ESPN, Yahoo, Better Homes and Gardens, literally anywhere! However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 6

Many fantasy football advice columns this morning will probably tell you to start Jonathan Taylor this week. The Indianapolis Colts running back has had 32 touches in Weeks 3 and 4, which is nine more than Nyheim Hines (23) and 12 more than Jordan Wilkins (20). However, as the title of this blog suggests, this is a blog advising you on who NOT to start.

And this week, we are going to one-up the Jonathan Taylor claim and highly suggest you do NOT start Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the lovable child actor from hit TV shows and movies such as Home Improvement, Man Of The House, I’ll Be Home For Christmas, and from countless Teen Beat full-page spreads.

Where is Jonathan Taylor Thomas today? Who the hell knows. Which is why we suggest not starting him. More people knew where Vince Young was after he chucked his shoulder pads in the stands and went missing for a few days than they know where J.T.T. is today. So maybe don’t put him on your starting roster this week.

I know that may be hard, because just look at the kid. He was totes adorbs back then.

He made teenage kids WANT to wear overalls.

But today? Well, this may not be official, but here is an artist’s rendering of what Jonathan Taylor Thomas looks like today.

Yeesh. Not great. So feel free to start Jonathan Taylor, but keep Jonathan Taylor Thomas away from your starting lineup.

Check last week’s WNTS advice here.