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Saturday, April 20, 2024

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Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 4

You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. ESPN, Yahoo, Better Homes and Gardens, literally anywhere! However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 4

Here we are, with another week full of coronavirus NFL football. At points this week, it may have felt like we would never get here. But we have, so let’s put our heads down and continue on before any other bad news this week hits. With that said, let’s talk about who you should NOT start on your fantasy football team this week.

This week you should NOT start Governor Chris Christie. Now I know photos of him just exude athletic prowess, but I assure you, you’re mistaken. Governor Christie is not exactly a two-sport athlete. He’s not even a one-sport athlete. He’s no Deion Sanders. More of a Colonel Sanders. But that’s not even the main reason behind our suggestion not to start him.

Like Cam Newton, half of the Tennessee Titans roster, and the president of our country, Governor Christie tested positive for the rona this week, which per NFL protocols would sideline him for the week. But on top of that, he’s not even on an NFL roster. So it wouldn’t be the best decision to start him on your fantasy team. Even in your FLEX position.

Also, we don’t do this very often, but here’s a bonus ‘NOT To Start’ tip for you. Maybe steer clear of Chiefs practice squad quarterback and former XFL great Jordan Ta’amu, who played the role of Cam Newton this week in practice.

Hope this helps. Wear a mask.

Check last week’s WNTS advice here.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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