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Saturday, April 20, 2024

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Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 3

You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. ESPN, Yahoo, Better Homes and Gardens, literally anywhere! However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 3

The most important thing going on in the world today is fantasy football. Seriously. I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to think of something more important in this world, and nothing is coming to mind. Surprisingly, we made it through Week 2 which was basically just a Wes Craven movie because nearly everyone died.

This week, you should not start injured players. Now I’m sure you’re probably thinking why? Well, for starters, it’s because they’re injured. If they’re injured, they won’t be able to play. So they won’t be able to get you any points. Now, if you’re in a PPC league (points per crutch), then sure, go ahead and start guys like Saquon Barkley or maybe even Christian McCaffrey. But if not, I’m telling you, just keep the injured players on your bench this week. You’ll thank me later.

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Unless select NFL teams decide to go with a zany early-90s comedy game plan and fake as if their injured players are still very much active, then I doubt they’ll have much of – if any – impact on a game at all.

Now I know this doesn’t leave you a lot of options for your roster this year considering every NFL player not named Rodrigo Blankenship was injured last week. I know, it sucks. And I wish I could help you decide who to start, but this blog is merely to tell you who NOT to start. Which I did. You’re on your own for the rest.

Check last week’s WNTS advice here.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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