Saturday, June 22, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

What In The Hell Is #JeanClaudeVanDammuary?

If you follow Korked Bats, you’ve seen us teasing and posting about #JeanClaudeVanDammuary. So what the hell is it? I’ll tell you. It’s our chance to give the rightful respect and adoration for one of the world’s greatest action movie stars of all-time, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

So what do we do to celebrate?

We literally just post a photo or video of JCVD every single day. That’s it.

So then why the big fuss?

If you have to ask this, then you just don’t get it and deserve to roundhouse kicked in the face.

Is this just a poor attempt at becoming another Chuck Norris bit?

No. Chuck Norris is a bitch.

Pretty sure he never did the splits between Volvo semi-trucks or fought the Pittsburgh Penguins mascot. He’s the Tom of MySpace of action stars. He had his little time on the internet back in the day, but only the great ones last.

Ok, how do I follow #JeanClaudeVanDammuary?

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook. Or don’t. But you’ll miss out on greatness like this:

So happy Jean-Claude Van Dammuary to all, and to all a good night!


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.