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What Candy Your Favorite Athletes Hand Out For Halloween

Need an idea of what which athlete’s house you should go to while trick-or-treating? We have the guide of which candies certain athletes are handing out this year for Halloween.

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Halloween Candy 8

They’ll hand out 100 Grand to just about anyone. Although, when all is said and done, they’re usually stuck eating it.

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Halloween Candy 2

He’ll drop some right in your bag.

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Halloween Candy 12

Head injuries.

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 2

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Halloween Candy 4

Too soon?

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 3

Be careful, they usually go stale in October.

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 4

“Gimme a break! Gimme a break!”

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 5

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Halloween Candy - Lance Armstrong

However, he only has “Fun Size” and can only give one.

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 9

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 10

Did you guys know he went to Harvard?

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 7

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 6

The Big Ten Conference is great for supplying cupcakes. Just look on their schedules. Or just look in Brady Hoke’s pantry.

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 8

At least that’s what he wants us all to believe.

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Athlete's Halloween Candy - 1

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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