What Big Papi Really Said…
Caution: Video contains an expletive, probably NSFW.
After an absolutely gut-wrenching week in Boston, David “Big Papi” Ortiz gave a speech during the pregame ceremony before the Red Sox game last Saturday. However, emotion got the best of Papi and he let an expletive slip during the speech on national TV.
Or did he?
Papi has a thick accent, maybe what he really said was:
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“THIS IS OUR FUNKY CITY!”
- …white boy!
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“THIS IS OUR THINKING CITY!”
- With schools like MIT and Harvard right around Boston, it only makes sense.
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“THIS IS OUR FENWAY, CITY!”
- The city may have been asking, “Whose stadium is this?”
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“THIS IS OUR FRIENDLY CITY!”
- Boston tends to have a bad rap for being unfriendly. David Ortiz was just clearing the air.
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“THIS IS OUR [EXPLETIVE] CITY!”
- His speech was written by Martin Scorsese.
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