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Thursday, March 28, 2024

Korked Bats

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What Athletes Are Thankful For

On this glorious Thanksgiving Day, let’s take a look at what athletes and coaches are thankful for.

Stuffed Animals

Jonathan Martin is thankful for his stuffed animals.

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Pork Rib

Andy Reid is thankful for Kansas City barbecue.

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NLCS - Los Angeles Dodgers v St Louis Cardinals

Brian Wilson is thankful for Just For Men.

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Tom Brady Sweater

Tom Brady is thankful for the hand-knit sweater his grandma made for him.

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Russell Westbrook

Russell Westbrook is thankful for his grandma’s wardrobe.

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Mr Clean Urlacher

Brian Urlacher is thankful for his new job.

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St Louis Cardinals v Los Angeles Dodgers - Game Three

Yasiel Puig is thankful for his NLCS Game 3 triple.

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Sonic Guys & Dwayne Bowe - Chiefs

Dwayne Bowe is thankful Sonic stays open late.

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Florida Blocking

Will Muschamp doesn’t care if it was on each other, he’s just thankful his team finally learned to block.

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Senior Citizen Discount

Brandon Weeden is thankful for senior citizen discounts.

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Denver Broncos v New England Patriots

Bill Belichick is thankful for the wind.

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Shanahan 1

Mike Shanahan is thankful for his tanning bed.

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Joey Crawford

LeBron James is thankful for Joey Crawford.

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David Stern

Joey Crawford is thankful for David Stern.

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LeBron James

David Stern is thankful for LeBron James.

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Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow is thankful for everything.

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Aflac

Derrick Rose is thankful for Aflac, for when he gets hurt and misses work.

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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