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What Athletes Are Thankful For

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On this glorious Thanksgiving Day, let’s take a look at what some of our favorite athletes and coaches are thankful for.

Giancarlo Stanton

Giancarlo Stanton is thankful… that Major League Baseball doesn’t have a salary cap.

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Aaron Rodgers Relax

Aaron Rodgers is thankful… for peace and relaxation.

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Josh Shaw Hero - No Text

Josh Shaw is thankful… that his nephew is alive and well.

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Hunter Pence - 6

Hunter Pence is thankful… for Red Bull.

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Beckham Catch

Odell Beckham Jr. is thankful… for both of his hands, even though he only really needs one.

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eli-manning

Eli Manning is thankful… for Odell Beckham Jr., and firetrucks, and candy, and his Legos, and the pillow fort he built in the basement, and his stuffed animals, and when his mom cuts the crust off his PB&J.

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Lane Kiffin and Nick Saban 2

Lane Kiffin is thankful… for Nick Saban.

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Lane Kiffin and Nick Saban

Nick Saban is thankful… that the season is almost over so he can get rid of Lane Kiffin.

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DeMarco Murray and Tony Romo

Tony Romo is thankful… for DeMarco Murray, because it’s nearly impossible to have a late-game handoff intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

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Kobe Bryant Sad

Kobe Bryant is thankful… his career is almost over so he doesn’t have to put up with this [expletive] anymore.

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Kellen Winslow Laptop

Kellen Winslow Jr. is thankful… for Google Maps, so he won’t get lost on his way to Boston Market anymore.

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Dumb Cop

Jameis Winston is thankful… for the Tallahassee Police Department.

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Ohio State Virginia Tech Loss

SEC fans are thankful… for Virginia Tech.

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Marlins Guy Cropped

Marlins Man is thankful… for StubHub.

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Brandon Weeden With Old Women Instagram

Brandon Weeden is thankful… for senior citizen discounts.

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Jay Cutler Sad

Jay Cutler is thankful… for nothing.

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Urban Meyer Meme

Urban Meyer is thankful… for comfort food, like pizza.

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Clayton Kershaw

Clayton Kershaw is thankful… the Cy Young and MVP awards only take into account the regular season.

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Kershaw Friends

Clayton Kershaw’s posse is thankful… that too. #HiMom!

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Derrick Rose - The Return

Derrick Rose is thankful… for Aflac, for when he gets hurt and has to miss work.

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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