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Thursday, April 18, 2024

Korked Bats

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Wear Real Eye Black

One of the worst epidemics sweeping our country is conference realignment talks football players wearing stickers as eye black. It’s a shame. Kids who are growing up during these times seem to only know of stickers. Mainly, because kids are the ones who really like stickers. But also because they see their favorite college and pro football players wearing stickers as eye black. This just in, stickers are for elementary school teachers grading papers, not for laying the law on some defenseless wide receiver running a route across the middle.

Luckily New York Jets safety Jim Leonhard is taking a stand. He is fighting back against stickers. Jim released this PSA late last night. Please remember, if your potential favorite athlete is wearing a sticker, you shouldn’t pick her.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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