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We Launched An IndieGoGo Campaign To Buy The Clippers

UPDATED: Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Korked Bats Kickstarter - Donate Now

A representative from IndieGoGo.com reached out to us asking us to run our campaign to buy the Los Angeles Clippers on their site. So we did.

We launched a IndieGoGo campaign to buy the Los Angeles Clippers from current racist owner Donald Sterling. The campaign is currently LIVE. Donate now!

Korked Bats Kickstarter

Click the image above, or click here to view our full IndieGoGo page.

Forbes currently says the Los Angeles Clippers franchise is worth $575 million, but many speculate the team would sell for $1 billion. We have like $16. So please donate as much as you can. Unless, of course, you’re racist and/or Donald Sterling.

 

PLEASE NOTE: You will not be charged for your donation unless we meet our $999,999,999 goal.

ALSO, NOTE: The more you donate, the more perks you’ll receive, as listed on the IndieGoGo page.

Thank you for your support, and go tolerance, go America, and go Clippers!

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This post was written by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

And also, for up-to-the-minute sports jokes, follow Korked Bats on Twitter: @KorkedBats

 

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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