We Launched An IndieGoGo Campaign To Buy The Clippers
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 29, 2014
A representative from IndieGoGo.com reached out to us asking us to run our campaign to buy the Los Angeles Clippers on their site. So we did.
We launched a IndieGoGo campaign to buy the Los Angeles Clippers from current racist owner Donald Sterling. The campaign is currently LIVE. Donate now!
Click the image above, or click here to view our full IndieGoGo page.
Forbes currently says the Los Angeles Clippers franchise is worth $575 million, but many speculate the team would sell for $1 billion. We have like $16. So please donate as much as you can. Unless, of course, you’re racist and/or Donald Sterling.
PLEASE NOTE: You will not be charged for your donation unless we meet our $999,999,999 goal.
ALSO, NOTE: The more you donate, the more perks you’ll receive, as listed on the IndieGoGo page.
Thank you for your support, and go tolerance, go America, and go Clippers!
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