Thursday, July 18, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog


Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of the beers sent into him. Follow @GRITknox on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send him pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.

You might find this surprising, but I enjoy doing beers. All beers. One of the things I enjoy about them is the artistic representation of themselves they give us on the can or bottle. I love judging a book by its cover, and that’s what I will be providing to you the reader weekly. I will grade these on a 10 point scale and will probably tell you absolutely nothing about the taste, because I have probably forgotten it already. Now, let’s DO BEERS.


Dude blew his top with hops. Creative.



All dressed up and hopped out. Still kind of meh.



Classic minimalist label that reminds me of a good time and also a ram for some reason.



This can will not get a rating. This can doesn’t want a rating. This can wants to make you a friendship bracelet. I will wear your bracelet of friendship can.

Cheers to you.


Sneaky good can with that New Orleans flair. This could be Southern Louisiana’s “Milwaukee’s Best” and I wouldn’t care.



Too much but still not enough.



I’m gonna say it. I don’t like the cut of your jib, Scratchtown…



Like a damned Louis L’Amour painting.



Maximus Textimus.



Hang it in the Louvre. Not a beer, so I can’t rank it, but Jack has been a friend of mine for a long time.


Do beers.



Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.


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