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Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Korked Bats

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WE DOIN’ BEERS?!

Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of some of the beers sent into us. If you don’t see your beer here, follow @GRITknox  and  @KorkedBeers on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send us pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.

We’re building the Internet’s (and social distancing’s) biggest and best bar each weekend. Join us and let’s do beers!

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If you get drunk enough, the colors line up. I don’t appreciate your trickeration, Pep Talk….

4.2/10

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Somewhere in the history of New Orleans there is a second line musical milk man. This is his story.

5.4/10

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I fell asleep looking at this can. That’s the only reason they put coffee in it.

2.6/10

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I like Deftones. I like beer. I like this can. Don’t know how I feel about a burping beaver being the delivery device as I ingest all three.

Still 6.4/10

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Rikki-Tikki-Tavi was the first book I argued about. Lil’ second grade grit with a rat-tail fighting with some dumb dummy about good vs evil. Simpler times. Also, do better. This looks like when Alvin got in Dave’s medicine cabinet and housed all of his adderall.

5.2/10

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See it’s cute, because the apples dead.

4.3/10

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Gonna ignore the can here and speak on the beauty of the beer fridge. That fridge has no concern for your leftover casseroles. That fridge has never had milk spilled in it. That fridge is an isolated island from the chaos of life. If you are reading this, give your beer fridge a boop for me.

One boop for beer fridge

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My eyes hurt. No. Stop.

2.6/10

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You’ve been here before, good lookin’.

Whatever my last ranking was add 1/2 a point.

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I can’t stop looking at the goodest of bois. Give him beer boops.

5.2/10

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A fine can. A classic can.

7.2/10

Also, to answer the question…

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Meh. The more I see it, the less I like it.

4.2/10

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Looking like one hell of a good time. So far, it’s my favorite.

8.1/10

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Legalize creative cans.

5.8/10

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Gimme three of these and I’ll philosophize my ass off. That’s a word. Don’t look it up.

6.4/10

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Rarely does one side of the can tell the full story. Thank you for doing these beers.

6.6/10

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https://twitter.com/jsthreet/status/1251656629818441728

You thought about it. You did it. That’s the important thing. That can on the other hand is, how do the kids say, butt.

2.4/10

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We are almost out of the shelter in place. Keep doing beers with us here and stay safe.

-grit

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grit

Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.

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