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Friday, April 19, 2024

Korked Bats

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WE DOIN’ BEERS?!

Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of some of the beers sent into us. If you don’t see your beer here, follow @GRITknox  and  @KorkedBeers on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send us pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.

We’re building the Internet’s (and social distancing’s) biggest and best bar each weekend. Joins us and let’s do beers!

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First off, R.I.P. Mrs. Sarah. Second, that can looks like it smells of patchouli. Patchouli f***ing stinks.

4.7/10

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If I remember correctly, he gave the pup a sip. That adds a point.

6.2/10

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Can’t see the can due to the ppe coozie. You are, in fact, drinking safely. I appreciate that.

No rating.

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Bold and beautiful like the damned Golden Girls. Blanche would shotgun this and follow up with a head crush that would make the biggest burliest man you know blush.

8/10

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Looking like a damn snacccc.

6.5/10

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Why does she have a ninja stick in space? She looking for the stock boy that dropped the can? I would be too.

6.4/10

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Next time get a sharpie and quit wasting my time.

1.1/10

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It’s okay. Just okay.

3.6/10⁷

CAPTION

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This beer came to us from Camarillo, CA – just outside of Malibu. I can not properly rank this due to jealousy. Enjoy.

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This is what ever can looks like when you are colorblind. Not cool.

2.5/10

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You put a belt on Grimace. Why?

3.1/10

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Big fan. Reminds me of the wavy line cartoons of the ’90s.

8.5/10

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CLEAN YOUR DAMN ROOM. SEND PROOF AND THEN I WILL RANK YOUR UNDERWHELMING BOTTLE.

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Simple and fun as hell.

7.8/10

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https://twitter.com/jsthreet/status/1246576236136206341

Too many damn words.

4.6/10

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ITS A SPACE STATION THAT IS ALSO A MIDDLE FINGER. SO DAMN METAL.

8.3/10

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This can makes me think the recipe is equal parts lemonade and Bud Light.

4.3/10

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I like purple. I’m okay w zombies (just get a damn dog suit and nobody dies in the zombie apocalypse idiots.) Much improved from last week Michael.

5.2/10

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Keep em coming!

-grit

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grit

Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.

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