Vote For The 2014 Korksman of the Year

For the second year in a row, we’re giving you the opportunity to vote for the Korksman of the Year. Unlike Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the Year, the Korksman of the Year really has no stipulations. Just someone or something that was pretty funny, entertaining, or impactful from 2014.

The nominees are listed below, and be sure to VOTE at the bottom of this post.

Richard Sherman

Because he hasn’t garnered enough attention this year.

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Kevin Durant’s Mom

Because she’s the real MVP.

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Kellen Winslow Jr.

Because two words: Boston Market.

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Bob Costas’ Pink Eye

Because two words: Ewww, gross.

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Publix Seafood Counter Clerks

Because they’ve got Jameis Winston’s vote.

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Eric Stangel

Because why not?

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Marlins Man

Because he’s everywhere, including on this list.

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Jack White

Because maybe this will cheer him up.

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Tim Howard

Because he’s an American hero.

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Shirtless Sochi Bro

Because who needs a shirt at the Winter Olympics?

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That Lost Old Lady Pirates Fan

Because she’s probably still lost.

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Clint Dempsey’s Broken Nose

Because ouch.

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VOTE HERE:

 

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