You can put that white-haired, mouse-looking security guard in the same shot as Michael Jordan and not expect all attention to divert to him. He is our hero indeed. And we love him for it. Now go eat some cheese, you legend!
Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.