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Friday, April 19, 2024

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VIDEO: A Guy With A Red-Haired Mullett Converted A 7-10 Split So We Broke It Down

Probably the most exciting thing in bowling is the little animations that pop up onto the screen whenever you roll a strike or a spare. But the SECOND most exciting thing in bowling is converting a 7-10 split. It’s also one of the more rare things you’ll find in bowling, along with comfortable rented bowling shoes, a jumbo pretzel that isn’t stale, and a bowling alley employee without a tramp stamp.

Well, over the weekend at the U.S. Open, an 18-year old did just that. Not get a tramp stamp, I’m talking about converting a 7-10 split. And even better is the overall vibe this dude sets off. It’s like if America had sex with itself, he would be the offspring. Just pure gold. And by gold, I mean red.

I’m all in on Anthony Neuer, The Ginger Assassin. Atta kid. Keep killin’ it.

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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