Universal Wants A ‘Fast & Furious’ and ‘Jurassic World’ Crossover And That’s Gonna Be A Giant NOPE
*Randy Jackson voice* Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
Two rights don’t make a right. Orange Juice is great. Cereal is great. But orange juice and cereal together aren’t a great idea. Just because two things are great doesn’t mean they belong together. Alcohol is awesome. So are cell phones. But alcohol and cell phones do not mix. I mean, c’mon, Universal. Get your head out of your ass. This is the studio that brought us Jurassic Park. The studio that brought us The Fast &The Furious. The studio that brought us Back To The Future. What has happened since then? You just decided to stop coming up with good ideas and instead decided to ring out these sponges and get as much cash out of them as you can? Steven Spielberg did not die for this.
Steven Spielberg did not die at all. But it’s still true.
