Ultimate Bro Psyches Himself Up For An Alumni Baseball Game [VIDEO]
Before preparing for an alumni baseball game, many guys will stretch profusely, listen to music, or slam a few cold ones. Not this guy though. This guy preps for alumni baseball games by making YouTube videos in his car.
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Here are a few thoughts:
- Note: this guy had to make sure he got to the park 15-minutes early to make a pre-game YouTube video.
- Not sure if his team won the alumni game, but he definitely won over the respect of everyone (read: no one).
- This guy’s first line in every argument is, “Bro, do you even lift?!”
- In the deleted scenes, someone walks up to the car and knocks on the window. “Umm.. Jimmy? What are you doing in here?” “NOTHING, GARY! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! GAH!”
- Why do I get the feeling this guy sleeps in a tanning bed?
- He says he eats fastballs for breakfast while he’s clearly eating a bacon, egg, and chee (hold the chee) for breakfast. What a liar.
- I’m no expert on racial slurs, but I’m pretty sure it’s no longer politically correct to use the phrase “Going oppo like taco” in the game of baseball anymore.
- This guy is clearly the illegitimate child of Kenny Powers and Tony Perkis.
- Not sure why, but I feel like his intimidating speech loses some luster every time he takes a sip of his iced coffee.
- Prince Fielder wants to know where this guy gets his bacon, egg, and chee… hold the chee.
- Darryl Strawberry would like to know where this guy gets his cocaine.
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