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Ultimate Bro Psyches Himself Up For An Alumni Baseball Game [VIDEO]

Before preparing for an alumni baseball game, many guys will stretch profusely, listen to music, or slam a few cold ones. Not this guy though. This guy preps for alumni baseball games by making YouTube videos in his car.

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Here are a few thoughts:

  • Note: this guy had to make sure he got to the park 15-minutes early to make a pre-game YouTube video.
  • Not sure if his team won the alumni game, but he definitely won over the respect of everyone (read: no one).
  • This guy’s first line in every argument is, “Bro, do you even lift?!”
  • In the deleted scenes, someone walks up to the car and knocks on the window. “Umm.. Jimmy? What are you doing in here?” “NOTHING, GARY! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! GAH!”
  • Why do I get the feeling this guy sleeps in a tanning bed?
  • He says he eats fastballs for breakfast while he’s clearly eating a bacon, egg, and chee (hold the chee) for breakfast. What a liar.
  • I’m no expert on racial slurs, but I’m pretty sure it’s no longer politically correct to use the phrase “Going oppo like taco” in the game of baseball anymore.
  • This guy is clearly the illegitimate child of Kenny Powers and Tony Perkis.
  • Not sure why, but I feel like his intimidating speech loses some luster every time he takes a sip of his iced coffee.
  • Prince Fielder wants to know where this guy gets his bacon, egg, and chee… hold the chee.
  • Darryl Strawberry would like to know where this guy gets his cocaine.

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This post was written by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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