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Thursday, March 28, 2024

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Ultimate Bro Psyches Himself Up For An Alumni Baseball Game [VIDEO]

Before preparing for an alumni baseball game, many guys will stretch profusely, listen to music, or slam a few cold ones. Not this guy though. This guy preps for alumni baseball games by making YouTube videos in his car.

On a mobile phone? Click here to watch the video.

Here are a few thoughts:

  • Note: this guy had to make sure he got to the park 15-minutes early to make a pre-game YouTube video.
  • Not sure if his team won the alumni game, but he definitely won over the respect of everyone (read: no one).
  • This guy’s first line in every argument is, “Bro, do you even lift?!”
  • In the deleted scenes, someone walks up to the car and knocks on the window. “Umm.. Jimmy? What are you doing in here?” “NOTHING, GARY! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! GAH!”
  • Why do I get the feeling this guy sleeps in a tanning bed?
  • He says he eats fastballs for breakfast while he’s clearly eating a bacon, egg, and chee (hold the chee) for breakfast. What a liar.
  • I’m no expert on racial slurs, but I’m pretty sure it’s no longer politically correct to use the phrase “Going oppo like taco” in the game of baseball anymore.
  • This guy is clearly the illegitimate child of Kenny Powers and Tony Perkis.
  • Not sure why, but I feel like his intimidating speech loses some luster every time he takes a sip of his iced coffee.
  • Prince Fielder wants to know where this guy gets his bacon, egg, and chee… hold the chee.
  • Darryl Strawberry would like to know where this guy gets his cocaine.

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This post was written by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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