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Friday, March 29, 2024

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Two Fantastic USMNT Hype Videos To Get Your Blood Pumping

As the minutes tick away before the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team takes on Belgium… we sit here in anticipation. Twiddling our thumbs. Pacing around the room. Thinking about kicking Belbium’s own Jean-Claude Van Damme in the face. Really hard.

This first video is set to Friday Night Lights music, so you know it’s good.

On a mobile phone? Watch the video here.

ESPN got in on the hype video game too:

On a mobile phone? Watch the video here.

AHHHH! I’M SO JACKED RIGHT NOW! I WANT TO GO PUNCH A BELGIUM PLAYER SO HARD, THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO FLOP! LET’S GOOOO! DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! AHHHH! SAMUEL L. JACKSON! LET’S GO! SOCCER! GEORGE WASHINGTON! ADRENALINE! PUSH UPS! YESSSS!

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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