Tiger Woods Jokes Of The Day
I don’t know what is messier? My room or Tiger Woods’s life. (That was painfully awful. Don’t consider that as one of the Tiger Woods Jokes. Keep reading please.) Here are some Tiger Woods jokes to share with your friends to boost you up to be the Jerry Seinfeld of your friends.
Disclaimer: If your friends don’t laugh at these jokes, don’t blame us. It’s your fault for sharing them.
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
A: Santa stops at 3 ho’s.
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When Tiger Woods yells out “FORE!” we now all know what he REALLY means.
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Q: What pickup line does Tiger Woods use when meeting women?
A: Hi, I’m Tiger Woods.
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Q: Why did Tiger Woods crash into both a tree and a fire hydrant?
A: He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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Q: What is the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
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Q: What was Elin doing at 2:30 am on the night of Thanksgiving?
A: Clubbing.
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Q: Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin the other day?
A: To get tips on how to beat Tiger.
