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Friday, March 29, 2024

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There’s No Way The NFL’s COVID Plan Fails After Watching This Video!

With the MLB’s “try to keep players away from casinos plan” crumbling before our eyes and the NFL being too big for a bubble like the NHL and NBA, it’s been a major question of just how exactly the NFL would work this season, especially as America’s COVID cases remain high and, in some places, continue to rise. But I’m happy to announce that we can all rest assured, the NFL has it ALL figured out.

This is what we call a chess move.

The only one who should be worried about this upcoming football season is coronavirus. Ain’t no way football players catch this disease when they have to walk through metal detector showers before hitting the field. You really think you’re breaking that invisible forcefield of Lysol, COVID? Well think again, idiot! Those mist blowers from the lines of Universal Studios rides are here to keep the NFL safe. This is like paying $2 more to get the knockoff Rain-X at the gas station car wash! Sure, it’s only going to keep water droplets off your car until you get home, but it’s still keeping the water droplets off your car! That’s what the NFL has apparently adopted here and frankly, I don’t see how it fails.

God speed, COVID. Your days are officially numbered!

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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