There’s Been A Big Vat Of Gasoline Dumped Onto The Fire Of My Aaron Rodgers Theory
Earlier this month, when the Aaron Rodgers news first broke on Kentucky Derby weekend, and all the drama was rising, I floated out arguably the most dramatic theory:
So fast forward two days to Derby Day. Obviously, we all knew Rodgers was there with his fiancé Shailene Woodley, aka that girl from The Fault In Our Stars and Big Little Lies. Oh, and he was also there with Miles Teller and his wife. Which is kinda awkward because Miles Teller and Shailene Woodley hooked up in The Spectacular Now. They also starred in three Divergent series movies but I didn’t see any of those. And they’re set to star in their fifth movie together later this year. Hmmm? Seems sketch. If I was Aaron Rodgers, I’d be less worried about breaking up with the Packers and more worried about Shailene breaking up with me.
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Is it douchey to quote your own blog in another blog? Maybe. But that theory still plays. Why? Because this week we learned that Aaron Rodgers skipped out of OTA’s. And then yesterday we learned it was because he’s in Hawaii with his fiancé, Shailene Woodley, and… oh… would you looky there? Miles Teller and his wife.
First off, damn, Aaron Rodgers is ripped. Most jacked Jeopardy host of all time? I can’t say for sure, but I’m gonna guess yes. Unless the late great Alex Trebek was low-key shredded, which wouldn’t surprise me.
But does anyone else find it interesting that Miles is yet again going on a trip with Shailene? Sure, their significant others are on the trip. But doesn’t this feel like it has all the inner workings of a rom-com or rom-dram? Roll with me here, but it’s like a more dramatic version of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, only Forgetting Shailene Woodley. Synopsis: Miles Teller is trying to get over his love for Shailene so he and his wife go on a head-clearing trip to Hawaii. But who do they run into while they’re down there? Oh, wouldn’t ya know it, it’s Shailene and her new very famous fiancé. Does Miles try and hide his still-beating heart for Shailene or does he slip away on the trip to get some alone time with her and either find closure or rekindle the flame?
Hell, I’d watch that movie. But my point still stands. Isn’t it odd that two actors who have starred in five movies together and who’s characters have hooked up in all of them (I’m guessing, I’ve only seen one) are now vacationing a lot together? And yeah, I know they’re professionals and kissing and sex scenes are part of their day jobs. I’m not saying there’s cheating going on, but I’m not saying there’s not. Just something to think about.
In my opinion, while Aaron is out here making Brian Gutekunst his public enemy #1, he should be doing it for Miles Teller.
