The White Stuff

As many of you have heard by now, Sammy Sosa is this generation’s Michael Jackson. He was seen on November 4th in Las Vegas.

First of all, I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?! What a buncha croc. Sorry, Sammy.

Secondly, it’s just a “skin rejuvenation” process. Of course! This “skin rejuvenation” must be like hair coloring product and Sammy just mistakenly bought the wrong color for his skin type. He bought “The Wayans Brothers in White Chicks Skin Rejuvenation” when he was probably looking for “That Guy From Blood Diamond Skin Rejuvenation“. Honest mistake.

Sosa claims to be taking it to help rejuvenate his skin for the number of years he spent out in the sun playing baseball.

Sammy has apparently started something in the world of sports. If you haven’t noticed, tons of famous black athletes are trying out this skin rejuvenation process. They want to see what it’s like to be white… Or as they call it, unathletic.

Below are a few before and after pictures of famous black athletes who are seeing side effects from rejuvenating their skin.