The Top 50 @korkedbats Tweets of the Decade
According to every single person on social media, apparently now is the time to reminisce about the decade. This decade has been a fun one for Korked Bats, from randomly helping design a fake (but eventually became real) Big Ten rivalry trophy, to writing the plot to a fourth Mighty Ducks movie (or Netflix series), to devising realistic Winter Olympic events, to spotting dinosaurs at the NFL Combine, to a bunch of other stuff that no one
Since the 2010’s were the first full decade Korked Bats has been around for (minus a couple of years there in the middle, sorry about that), here are our top tweets from the decade.
Last time the Cubs won the World Series, they called it the Flat World Series.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) November 3, 2016
One thing's for sure, no matter where Laremy Tunsil ends up going, he'll be drafted high.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 29, 2016
Tom Brady was sent from the future in search of Sarah Connor. pic.twitter.com/Wni9cSGW4x
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) May 3, 2015
Cam Newton gives away a football to every kid in the stands.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) January 25, 2016
Carson Palmer gives away a football to every defensive player on the field.
2016 has been a rough year for Ted Cruz and people who look like Ted Cruz. pic.twitter.com/5dKrSRwqPw
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) December 22, 2016
After LSU was upset by Troy, Ed Orgeron told reporters, “Bee dough dee scioto wem bop loose wee renner quad bose. Teely ben somber. Woosh.”
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) October 1, 2017
LeBron James should finally go on First Take the day after Skip leaves and debate the topic: "Did Skip Bayless quit on his team?"
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 26, 2016
Perry Ellis will one day tell his grandkids about this NCAA Tournament run. And that day is today, when he gets home.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 27, 2016
Tom Hanks in Cast Away had more help than LeBron James.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) June 17, 2015
Duke's uniforms are so white, they start for Wisconsin.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 4, 2015
Legion of Gloom pic.twitter.com/o095SHewZP
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) October 18, 2015
Things are out of control in Toronto. Players yelling. Fans throwing trash on the field. And this ump ate the ball! pic.twitter.com/jc5yR1qIWK
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) October 14, 2015
Talk about a cock block. pic.twitter.com/QHoFnT3yXm
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 5, 2015
"…and now I'm signing with the SECOND best team." pic.twitter.com/XAuX1pABEm
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) July 4, 2016
Rihanna's song "B*tch Better Have My Money" is actually based off what Kentucky players say when they first arrive on campus.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 5, 2015
BREAKING: Travis Shaw beats out Pablo Sandoval to be Red Sox starting 3rd baseman.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 31, 2016
ALSO BREAKING: The Red Sox bench when Pablo sits on it.
Peyton Manning's QB rating today is Ryan Leaf.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) November 15, 2015
Columbus Police Department has been the toughest opponent on Ohio State's schedule.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) October 31, 2015
Jon Gruden runs like a mom chasing her toddler through the park.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) October 8, 2018
(video: @SoSaysJ, h/t: @jeffwaldman24) pic.twitter.com/lfoRmMQu5D
A year ago today. Rest in peace. pic.twitter.com/6GGvYPzeH0
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) February 7, 2016
Trump won in Ohio before Harbaugh.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) November 9, 2016
Johnny Manziel drinks a 40 in an unofficial 4.52.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 3, 2017
Red Sox have cut Pablo Sandoval and plan to eat the remainder of his contract before he does.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) July 14, 2017
Derek Jeter is getting a lot of credit for making this Stanton trade happen, but let’s be real. We all know the real mastermind who made it work. pic.twitter.com/3cWKNG7dNu
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) December 9, 2017
When your brother is winning the Super Bowl, but your dad just took away your Nintendo DS. pic.twitter.com/SLhT9lGIaW
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) February 8, 2016
Saying goodbye to grandparents is always difficult. pic.twitter.com/gJXJUDzvck
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) May 3, 2015
The Chiefs are only two scores and Aaron Rodgers dying from getting back in this game.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) September 29, 2015
The human version of a yin yang. pic.twitter.com/3gQhEyFp4t
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) December 11, 2016
Trevor Lawrence has his work cut out for him, but the good news is he doesn't look rattled pic.twitter.com/QllaFeY9tC
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) December 29, 2019
Didn't think it was possible, but during his workout, one of Tim Tebow's throws to home plate was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) August 30, 2016
That moment when you're typing Adrian Gonzalez's name into the graphic, and the cat jumps up on the desk and walks on the keyboard. pic.twitter.com/qpPjbcE0WX
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) October 19, 2016
LeBron James will wear this shirt tonight during pregame warmups in protest of Zayn Malik leaving One Direction. pic.twitter.com/TOWCioS3ax
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 27, 2015
-2min. minor for calling Crosby names
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) June 9, 2017
-2min. minor for making eye contact with Crosby
-5min. major for breathing in the vicinity of Crosby pic.twitter.com/ODQuub9INi
**Note to Odell Beckham Jr.**
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) June 1, 2016
This first image is a catch, the second image is not. pic.twitter.com/nizh94kR8M
Dee Gordon was suspended 80 games for PED use.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 29, 2016
His hitting coach is Barry Bonds.
But that's none of my business. pic.twitter.com/nd8YSKRI9Y
While Ole Miss works on second half adjustments, Nick Saban uses this halftime to sacrifice an undersized walk-on to the Prince of Darkness.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) September 17, 2016
"Personal Foul. Skipping arm day. You have to tri some before you bi some. 15 yard penalty. 1st down." pic.twitter.com/daXh61O1Br
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) January 10, 2017
“My son is never going to want to kiss me ever again.” pic.twitter.com/i8wfd7UBNA
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) February 5, 2018
Meanwhile, while everyone was focused in on the Mayweather-McGregor fight, Danny Ocean just robbed all of Terry Benadict's casinos.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) August 27, 2017
Here are images of what's considered "targeting" in football these days. pic.twitter.com/D0VpJJBjjP
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) December 31, 2015
Who you got?
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 7, 2015
RT for Wisconsin, Punch yourself in the face for Duke.#NCAAChampionship
Hoyer leading his team to an embarrassing playoff shutout makes sense when you remember where he went to college. pic.twitter.com/QJU3DOD1HO
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) January 10, 2016
The only thing that can bring our divided nation together is Duke losing in the NCAA Tournament.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 20, 2017
"This idea seemed a lot better on paper." pic.twitter.com/3XOA93G54h
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) October 9, 2015
Johnny Manziel looks like one of those aspiring rappers who hands out demos on the street outside of sporting events pic.twitter.com/g5W4Rf9QcM
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) June 30, 2016
NCAA is all about putting the student athlete first, which is why they started this game at 9:19 PM on a school night.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 5, 2016
"I got two extra tickets to the Warped Tour. You guys want in?" pic.twitter.com/TxxX3gioeW
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) November 27, 2015
Since UNC beat Gonzaga, the rule is the Internet must now replace the Crying Jordan with the Crying Morrison. pic.twitter.com/4ka9IzPil0
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 4, 2017
After tonight, the answer to the age-old question of “Who shot J.R.?” will be LeBron James.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) June 8, 2015
When you tell everyone, "Dinner's on me tonight!" and the waiter returns to tell you your card's been declined. pic.twitter.com/EBO7sEzqp0
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 29, 2016
Here’s to another decade of making jokes on Twitter. Happy New Year, Korkies.
