Saturday, July 13, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

The Titan Experiment

As many of you know by now, we are in our third week of our little experiment.

Our loyal reader, Jeff, has vowed to not cut hid beard until the Tennessee Titans win their first game of the season.

Yesterday, Jeff was on the edge of his seat in the closing minutes of the fourth quarter as the Titans just barely missed their first win of the 2009 season by losing to the New England Patriots, 59-0.

It was a close game…

…until it started.

The Titans are now one of 3 winless teams this season. They should really think about changing their schedule to play the Redskins, as Washington is 0-3 against winless teams this season.

However, enough babbling about an awful NFL team. Let’s get to the pictures of Jeff giving us his best Hagrid impression!

Below is Jeff with no beard.

Below is Jeff after the Titans fell 0-4.

Below is Jeff after the Titans fell 0-5.

And finally, below is Jeff after the Titans fell to 0-6.

Thicker and thicker it goes.

Bad news for Jeff is that the Titans now go into their Bye Week (which they will still probably lose). This meaning the beard must stay for at least two more weeks.

Then the Titans have Jacksonville, a team they have already lost to this season, at home.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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