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Thursday, March 28, 2024

Korked Bats

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The Search Is Over: “Big Boy Grillin’ On The Roof” Is Already The Official Song of The Summer

Step off, Sia. Kick rocks, Katy Perry. Don’t even think about it, J. Biebs or Jo Bros. or Ariana Grande. We’ve got ourselves the official song of the summer, and it is… ‘Big Boy Grillin’ On The Roof.’

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I can’t stop listening to this track. Who’s the song by? I don’t know. Kid Hoodie and Bigger Boi? Chance the Roofer and the Anonymous B.I.G.? Busta Hypes and Sean “Puffy” Crumbs? Slimmer Shady and Grill Wayne? Whoever these dudes are, save them two seats at the Grammys.

This track slaps and I want to make it my ringtone. Then again, I’d never again pick up a phone call just to hear the whole song play out. If you listen to this song and don’t bop your head and/or rip off your shirt and start grilling on a roof, then check your pulse, because you’re probably dead.

Sure, Coachella may have been cancelled, but I say the first music festival we’re allowed to attend should take place on this roof. It’s got it all. Music, dancing, grilling!

To Roofset and Chef Montana, please drop this track on Spotify immediately. I want to start every morning by saying, “Alexa play Big Boy Grillin’ On The Roof by Roof Dogg and TitBac Shakur.”

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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