The Ridiculous Bio Photos Of A College Soccer Player
There’s only one thing that could get you interested in Vassar College soccer, and Extra Mustard found it.
Evan Seltzer’s bio photos.
Seltzer is a senior defender for Vassar and has gotten progressively more ridiculous with his bio photos each year.
2010:
This picture leads me to believe Seltzer is a red dot on a Google map.
2011:
This picture reassures me Seltzer is a red dot on a Google Map, and became one thanks to Dateline NBC.
2012:
I love Seltzer when he played in Blink 182.
2013:
Wait a minute? Is this LeBron?
And if that’s not ridiculous enough, here is a .GIF mashing them all together.
But let’s not get caught up in Seltzer’s ridiculous hair. He wants to be taken seriously. He wants to be your next political leader.
Well played, Seltzer. Well played.
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