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The Powder Slap

Hey kids! We know you come to Korked Bats to learn all the newest fads. And today, my friends, you are in luck. Because we have the newest craze that’s sweeping the nation. Or at least the sports world. The Powder Slap!

It’s really simple. All you need is some powder of some sort. You can use baby powder, flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, or anything white. Pour said powder in your hand and do what you want to do to baby powder enthusiast, LeBron James… slap someone.

If you have no one around to slap, then you can practice on teddy bears, walls, or mannequins at the mall.

The person will first be shocked, but then be utterly humiliated until they can reach a sink of sorts to wash off the powder residue from their cheek.

The final step, after slapping your target is to proclaim the phrase, “YOU JUST GOT POWDER SLAPPED!” and then run away giggling. Or you could make like Michael Irvin and instead of running away giggling, just kiss the person on the head while giggling.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


One thought on “The Powder Slap

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    October 22, 2010 at 9:22 am

    Ironically while I was watching both these videos, the girl who sits in front of me and reeks of baby powder.


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